GDT: Avs @ Ducks | 8pm MT | it would be an emergency but I’m lazy

[AvBuff]

In the meantime...

Newhook couldn't score in a Manila cathouse.

 

[MoreLikeTurdCrapley]

I love you - just sayin'

 

[AvsMakar08]

In the meantime...

Newhook couldn't score in a Manila cathouse.

We call him NewJost on this forum lol.

 

[Sea Eagles]

Mack on the shift before his goal, was taking the puck from beneath the goal line in the corner then cut back and completely lost his defender for a scoring chance as a he went back around the net. His very next shift he gets the puck in the same position, does the same cut back move, but adds one more reverse move to go to the slot and snipes it.

What a nightmare it must be defending that guy!

Makes literally everyone he shares the ice with, better - huh.
Telling you, not even for McDavid...and I mean it. We are the foot Cindermackinnon's glass slipper fits perfectly.

 

[TippinOn44s]

Also, Home Improvement is the GOAT sitcom.

 

[The Kingslayer]

Simple hockey on those goals. Screen in front, shoot, score. Nothing that will make it on the Top plays of the week but the goals count the same.

 

[sethro109]

Wait LoC didn't touch that puck? It's credited to Bo unassisted right now.

 

[Sea Eagles]

I am telling you Sea Eagles wright now. Makar and Byram should have been both picked 1st OA. Avs got really lucky. Just imagine if Hawks would have picked Byram.

I said that to someone who laughed at me about the draft lottery. I'm like : worked perfectly in our favour. I swear, Joe Sakic must have completed his karma list in full (My name is Earl ref), because everything that happens to Super Joe when it comes to us, comes up trumps

 

[The Kingslayer]

Also, Home Improvement is the GOAT sitcom.

Debbe Dunning one of my crushes lol

 

[Snow Arc]

Aly Lozoff, tell you this my American friends, you certainly have some beautiful women. I mean, not Australian pretty, but a close second.

I dunno, I hear Barbie is a shrimp

 

[The Kingslayer]

Lol man you can tell Gibson does not give a f*** anymore. He is so mentally checked out.

Watch whenever a slow puck comes to him that he can cover and get a reset. He NEVER freezes it. He wants these games to move along as fast as possible.

Toronto should do everything they can to get him out of Anaheim.

 

[sethro109]

Gru really should just retire. He's done.

 

[Sea Eagles]

I dunno, I hear Barbie is a shrimp

Dwarfism Barbie is a thing haha

 

[niwotsblessing]

I said that to someone who laughed at me about the draft lottery. I'm like : worked perfectly in our favour. I swear, Joe Sakic must have completed his karma list in full (My name is Earl ref), because everything that happens to Super Joe when it comes to us, comes up trumps

Um, in America that is the worst possible outcome. Worse than worst, in fact, and I'll leave out the political commentary.

 

[Sea Eagles]

Gru really should just retire. He's done.

Moral of the story, and I MEAN this (look at Claud Giroux for example) - if AVS want you on their roster, take a cut on the salary, get your ARSE here, and start winning competitions ! He should have taken a few mill less to remain.

But hey, we got Kuemper - you know - the Current Stanley Cup champion hehehe

 

[niwotsblessing]

Some of y'all need a bit more faith in the defending Stanley Cup Champions.

Yup.

Toronto should do everything they can to get him out of Anaheim.

Fornicate the maple leaves!

 

[Metallo]

Aly Lozoff, tell you this my American friends, you certainly have some beautiful women. I mean, not Australian pretty, but a close second.

But... she's Canadian.

 

[Sea Eagles]

Um, in America that is the worst possible outcome. Worse than worst, in fact, and I'll leave out the political commentary.

Whoops, in Australia, it means this: hahaha
come up trumps
phrase of trump
informal•British

1. perform well or accomplish what is necessary, especially when this is unexpected.
   "Conrad came up trumps again, finishing fourth in the 800 metres"

But... she's Canadian.

Little America then hehe

 

[Pokecheque]

I'm not in the poll!

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One of my favorites as a kid

 

[sethro109]

Whoops, in Australia, it means this: hahaha
come up trumps
phrase of trump
informal•British

1. perform well or accomplish what is necessary, especially when this is unexpected.
   "Conrad came up trumps again, finishing fourth in the 800 metres"

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Little America then hehe

We have basically the same saying, but we just say "Aces". "Everything is coming up Aces".

 

[wayninja]

Megma gets 3 this period.

 

[expatriatedtexan]

Jack MF Johnson!

 

[sethro109]

JJ!!!

 

[TheGrimReaper]

shoot to the net - what a concept

JJ !!

 

[niwotsblessing]

JMFJ!!!!!!!!!