GDT: Aves @ Duckes | 8pm MT | The Mother of All Emergency Threads

[SirLoinOfCloth]

Did you also know that ducks have 122 bones?

So you're saying roughly 2 bones per minute?

 

[Tommy Shelby]

Guys remember when Ducks legend Francois Beauchemin played for our team? What a time to be alive

 

[SirLoinOfCloth]

Did you know that a duck's quack doesn't echo?

If you did, you're an idiot because of course they echo. They are sound waves like any other sound.

Some breeds of duck can dive up to feet in depth, which as we all know is roughly 2 feet per bone in their body.

 

[the_fan]

Did you know that a duck's quack doesn't echo?

If you did, you're an idiot because of course they echo. They are sound waves like any other sound.

Some breeds of duck can dive up to 240 meters in depth, which as we all know is roughly 2 meters per bone in their body.

Did you know that ducks communicate with each other before hatching?

 

[wayninja]

So keys to the game:

1. Score more goals than them, even if they score more than us.

2. Let in fewer goals than them, even if they let in fewer than us.

3. Cale Makar has another 3 point night

4. Bowen Byram doesn't take any penalties

5. Fire CMac

6. Bednar has lost the room

7. We would win the cup with JTC as 2C

8. TBoobs is the second coming of TBoobs.

Just reposting this for no reason.

 

[McMetal]

Katatonia is awesome, by the way. I'd say it's a great choice for a GDT song, except Katatonia is always depressing as hell, and that's not really going to be appropriate after we win 8-2 again.

 

[SirLoinOfCloth]

Did you know aromatic crispy duck is delicious, but raw roadkill duck is less so?

 

[the_fan]

Did you know that ducks can live up to 20 years? Which is more than your typical drug cartel

 

[wayninja]

Chemistry dad joke

Why is duck so aromatic?

Because the oils on its feathers have a molecular structure that includes a benzene like ring

 

[Refalanhe]

Guys remember when Ducks legend Francois Beauchemin played for our team? What a time to be alive

Even before that Ducks legend Kurt Sauer played for us. He was actually good (despite concussion issues) unlike Beauchemin.

 

[AllAboutAvs]

We broke the Ducks the last time. Hopefully we are not going to fix them tonight.

 

[the_fan]

In all seriousness, I would like to know the meltdown level of this place if the Avs lose this game. Just wanna be prepared.

 

[sethro109]

Has anyone had Pecking Duck? Why do so many people rave about it? Is it really that good?

 

[niwotsblessing]

In all seriousness, I would like to know the meltdown level of this place if the Avs lose this game. Just wanna be prepared.

I just discovered this game starts at 8 and I am on the verge of a freaking meltdown!!

 

[The Kingslayer]

Avs likely looking at a 3 game losing streak after tomorrow. Hope they can win this one because tomorrow is a scheduled loss. Be nice if the stars showed out for this one. Bo Byram already has 2 penalties.

 

[the_fan]

Has anyone had Pecking Duck? Why do so many people rave about it? Is it really that good?

It probably tastes like chicken. Everything tastes like chicken

 

[wayninja]

In all seriousness, I would like to know the meltdown level of this place if the Avs lose this game. Just wanna be prepared.

It won't be quite as bad as a star player skipping the country during the playoffs, but near that.

 

[The Kingslayer]

It probably tastes like chicken. Everything tastes like chicken

Even booty

 

[the_fan]

It won't be quite as bad as a star player skipping the country during the playoffs, but near that.

I’ve forgiven Nuke for his hooker adventures since it has noticeably improved his tip in game

 

[wayninja]

I’ve forgiven Nuke for his hooker adventures since it has noticeably improved his tip in game

There can be no forgiveness without a first round win

 

[forsbergavs32]

In all seriousness, I would like to know the meltdown level of this place if the Avs lose this game. Just wanna be prepared.

DEFCON 3 at minimum. Got my bomb shelter stocked up with food.

 

[Refalanhe]

Ducks, kings then Ducks again. What a boring schedule

 

[Snow Arc]

MOAET? Okay.

 

[SirLoinOfCloth]

Did you know the word duck is one letter different from the word cuck? Just saying.

 

[AvsFan29]

Makar needs at least 1 goal to make up for that own goal last game. 4 point night for Makar coming up. 7-1 Avs