GDT: Aves @ Duckes | 8pm MT | The Mother of All Emergency Threads

[forsbergavs32]

Aves:

Nuke - Mack - Mikko
Drouin - RyJo - *this space available*
Wood - RosCo - LOC
Cogs - Olofsson - Kiwi

Toews - Savior
Penalty Machine - Manson
JMFJ - The other Jones

A goalie

Duckes:

IDK, probably some hockey players


GDT Music:

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[missionAvs]

Ready for the pain. 5-1 Ducks.

Also. Epic GDT.

 

[dahrougem2]

The Ducks, despite being absolute dog shit lately, are going to come out like gang busters because they lost 8-2 to the Avs last time out.

I'm expecting a tight game.

 

[sethro109]

If we limit our own mistakes, we should be able to win. However, after the drubbing we gave them last time, I'm sure they're looking for some vengeance.

 

[wayninja]

Right the ship game LFG!!!!

 

[SirLoinOfCloth]

If we score more goals, we will win.

 

[forsbergavs32]

If we score more goals, we will win.

You have it all wrong.

If we let in less goals, we will win.

 

[niwotsblessing]

Right the ship game LFG!!!!

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He needs to get his game together, a hatty against the ducks would be a fine start.

 

[SirLoinOfCloth]

You have it all wrong.

If we let in less goals, we will win.

Damn. You're only f***ing right.

Although, you are also wrong. It is fewer goals /pedant.

 

[JWK]

If we score more goals, we will win.

We did that last game and lost

 

[expatriatedtexan]

Right the ship game LFG!!!!

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I love that he's got a granny smith apple in his hand for desert.

An apple a day keeps the trainers away.

 

[NorthernAvsFan]

Right the ship game LFG!!!!

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[BobRossColton]

I love that he's got a granny smith apple in his hand for desert.

An apple a day keeps the trainers away.

Isn't that just the chest/breast of the duck?

 

[the_fan]

8-0 Ducks

 

[the_fan]

If we score more goals, we will win.

What if we score more goals, but they score even more goals?

 

[wayninja]

Isn't that just the chest/breast of the duck?

I call it the apple of the duck

 

[SirLoinOfCloth]

What if we score more goals, but they score even more goals?

Well shit. I hadn't thought of that. In that case I guess we will have to score even more goals again.

 

[the_fan]

We did that last game and lost

Cale Makar approves this message

 

[SirLoinOfCloth]

Avs dad joke:

Why is Makar such a fluid skater?

Because Cale smoothie.

 

[the_fan]

Well shit. I hadn't thought of that. In that case I guess we will have to score even more goals again.

I just think we have to score more goals than them if they score more goals than us

 

[SirLoinOfCloth]

I just think we have to score more goals than them if they score more goals than us

I think you're probably right. I never expected to come on HFAvs and learn something useful. Thank you.

 

[the_fan]

I think you're probably right. I never expected to come on HFAvs and learn something useful. Thank you.

Did you also know that ducks have 122 bones?

 

[SirLoinOfCloth]

So keys to the game:

1. Score more goals than them, even if they score more than us.

2. Let in fewer goals than them, even if they let in fewer than us.

3. Cale Makar has another 3 point night

4. Bowen Byram doesn't take any penalties

5. Fire CMac

6. Bednar has lost the room

7. We would win the cup with JTC as 2C

8. TBoobs is the second coming of TBoobs.

 

[the_fan]

So keys to the game:

1. Score more goals than them, even if they score more than us.

2. Let in fewer goals than them, even if they let in fewer than us.

3. Cale Makar has another 3 point night

4. Bowen Byram doesn't take any penalties

5. Fire CMac

6. Bednar has lost the room

7. We would win the cup with JTC as 2C

8. TBoobs is the second coming of TBoobs.

As long as Cale doesn’t score the game winner for the opposition

 

[wayninja]

Avs dad joke:

Why is Makar such a fluid skater?

Because Cale smoothie.

This is more violent than the picture I posted