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Worst mainline Star Wars Movie?


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Hennessy

Ye Jacobites, by name
Dec 20, 2006
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On my keister
Star Wars sequels make the prequels look good.
Andor is Star Wars for guys like me in our 50s who needed some goddamn validation for our continued fandom.
Star Trek is better, regardless.

With that out of the way...
I'm glad to see this result. It's a small bright spot to what else I woke up to and will lie to you all to say that the bender I'm now on is a celebratory one.
Because I often wake up after 4 hours sleep on a Tuesday and hit the whiskey hard when the Avs win.
 

Ceremony

How I choose to feel is how I am
Jun 8, 2012
114,208
17,196
I only watched the sequels for the first time a year or two ago and The Last Jedi was by far the best of the three. I don't know what all the fuss was about.
 

RoyIsALegend

Gross Misconduct
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Oct 24, 2008
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S E P H

Cloud IX
Mar 5, 2010
32,445
17,844
Toruń, PL
Shame on all the posters who picked a well-made film over the Disney trilogy. TLJ is not only the worst Star Wars movie ever made, it is one of the worst movies I've watched in my life.
 
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Ceremony

How I choose to feel is how I am
Jun 8, 2012
114,208
17,196
I only watched the sequels for the first time a year or two ago and The Last Jedi was by far the best of the three. I don't know what all the fuss was about.

Shame on all the posters who picked a well-made film over the Disney trilogy. TLJ is not only the worst Star Wars movie ever made, it is one of the worst movies I've watched in my life.
I thought it was miles better than the other two.
 
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Pokecheque

I’ve been told it’s spelled “Pokecheck”
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Aug 5, 2003
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I didn't love The Last Jedi but I appreciated a couple things Rian Johnson attempted with it. One, revealing that Rey wasn't of any special lineage, she was just a regular person (which Abrams very clumsily retconned in a way that made NO sense), second was that Snoke wasn't really the big bad, he was just an annoying figurehead (again, clumsily retconned by Abrams in the next film).

Still, for us to be robbed of seeing Han, Luke, and Leia all together again is just criminal. We should've gotten one last run from them before handing things off.

Where Johnson really failed was in not giving us one last Luke lightsaber fight. He deserved a better death than to simply fade away after a Jedi Zoom call.
 

henchman21

Mr. Meeseeks
Feb 24, 2012
66,976
53,340
The Mary Poppins scene is arguably the worst in the whole Star Wars franchise... in a series filled with some questionable scenes the fact that it stands out so much should show how bad TLJ is.
 

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Cloud IX
Mar 5, 2010
32,445
17,844
Toruń, PL
I thought it was miles better than the other two.
It was a crumbled messed-up story, horrible battle scenes, 2nd grade dialogue, and forced morality stuff all shoved down our throats (which everyone already knows about lol). Like the Asian woman nobody cares about is able to stop an entire fleet, but her sister randomly survives multiple death scenes just because she's Asian, then they randomly go to the Las Vegas planet which has nothing to do with anything of the original story just to tell us that rich people are somehow evil....in Hollywood of all places...considering this film made all those stars and director enough funds that they can live in Monaco for the rest of their lives, and finally most of the movie is a pathetic space race that comes across as a snail's pace along with an annoying blue hair woman nobody cares about as well as a CGI Princess Leia that can magically fly in space for unknown reasons. There is a threshold that even Sci-Fi movies should not cross and this one did that. The other two are also atrocious, but at least the first one of the Disney-made movies is okay and the last one had good character development. The worst cinema sin you can make is deus ex machina and TLJ is just a titanic portion of it.
 

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