Around the NHL - Part XLV (Playoffs edition)

[Boris Zubov]

And you put Mika in the spot where Johnston shot it and he shoots it into the netting

And he & Fox simultaneously look toward the ceiling.

 

[Machinehead]

Oh no

 

[Boris Zubov]

Wearing a top that your tits hang out and probably complains about men staring at her.

I didn't take you for such a prude, Alice.

 

[Tob]

Lindgren got walked like a dog! Only terrible goal out of the 3 by a complete garbage player! Thank god we got rid of him. We should see a Lindgren put for the upcoming season just by not having him on our opening night roster

 

[will1066]

Wearing a top that your tits hang out and probably complains about men staring at her.

Stop staring up there! Hey, down here!

 

[Captain Lindy]

I didn't take you for such a prude, Alice.

Okay, Tubby.

 

[Boris Zubov]

Okay, Tubby.

Whatta ya mean, Tubby?!?

 

[KirkAlbuquerque]

The Colorado trade deadline was so bad it would make Drury blush.

did old man Nelson even play tonight?

 

[will1066]

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Please pin on the main boards

 

[Captain Lindy]

Whatta ya mean, Tubby?!?

"A whole tub o' lard!"

 

[LeetchisGod]

They stunk before winning the Cup too. They're still youngish, but they're on the verge of being a really disappointing group.

Losing to the Kraken was pretty embarrassing.

 

[KirkAlbuquerque]

Dude, where's Makar?

did nothing all series

 

[Boris Zubov]

"A whole tub o' lard!"

Bert, do you mind if I have one for the road?

 

[GoAwayPanarin]

Losing to a team that was reeling coming into the playoffs and played the entire series with our their top defenseman and top goal scorer is a really tough look. Colorado was overrated AF coming into the playoffs but there’s no way they should have lost this series.

Too many time bombs in that defense and Makar/Towes blew too.


Heiskanen returning will be a huge boost and Robertson isn’t far behind.

 

[Captain Lindy]

Bert, do you mind if I have one for the road?

You do make a short cookie!

 

[McRanger92]

Rantanen is such a legend. Tough season and he rises in the most important moment. He didn’t go through the adversity Meeka Zibanejihad did of course

 

[KirkAlbuquerque]

Low key the Avs have kind of stunk since winning the cup.

they can't win without Kadri

 

[Boris Zubov]

Rantanen is such a legend. Tough season and he rises in the most important moment. He didn’t go through the adversity Meeka Zibanejihad did of course

Didn't even get to consult with Sakic about the direction of the Avs, before or after the trade.

 

[McRanger92]

Watching this series just made me hate our top players so much more, and I already hated them a lot

 

[The Undertaker]

This Dallas team is like the anti-Rangers. The young players develop, get opportunity, and thrive. And the old players drop their egos, don't act like little bitches, and contribute as depth pieces.

Crazy that Heiskanen and Robertson will probably be back next round.

 

[will1066]

Does Uncle Chris communicate with nephew Jack and offer sympathy?

No. Jack will see his Colony friends and family discount revoked without prior warning.

 

[Boris Zubov]

Watching this series just made me hate our top players so much more, and I already hated them a lot

A buddy of mine & I have been texting about how little talent we have compared to just about every team in the playoffs. It's pretty obvious once you watch the rest of the league playing for keeps.

 

[Paulie Walnutz]

Really no clue why Adam Fox is being talked about in this series but yeah lol if we’re gonna compare stats, and Makar has a Cup and Conn Smythe to his name too. No clue why the 2 are being compared.

 

[McRanger92]

Does Uncle Chris communicate with nephew Jack and offer sympathy?

No. Jack will see his Colony friends and family discount revoked without prior warning.

He will be our 3C in October

 

[Machinehead]

View attachment 1029111View attachment 1029112Really no clue why Adam Fox is being talked about in this series but yeah lol if we’re gonna compare stats, and Makar has a Cup and Conn Smythe to his name too. No clue why the 2 are being compared.

Because people keep shilling that Adam Fox is incapable of playing in the playoffs and he never had a series that bad.