Around the NHL - Part XLV (Playoffs edition)

[noncents]

i'm still alive with my picks: sens over leafs, cats over bolts, canes over devils, caps over habs, canes over caps, cats over sens, canes over cats

 

[Machinehead]

If the Senators win this series, two things:

1) I'll be pretty much done watching any Eastern Conference games by the second round, holy shit.

2) Any grace the Leafs possibly still had will be Hiroshima'd. I haven't been to hard on them during this run. The only series I felt they really blew was Montreal in 2021. Beyond that, they kind of just ran into better teams. This would be beyond the pale.

Also, let me reiterate: holy shit. Carolina, Florida, and Washingmyassington already advancing. This f***ing league is a mission to make me never watch it again.

 

[will1066]

If the Senators win this series, two things:

1) I'll be pretty much done watching any Eastern Conference games by the second round, holy shit.

2) Any grace the Leafs possibly still had will be Hiroshima'd. I haven't been to hard on them during this run. The only series I felt they really blew was Montreal in 2021. Beyond that, they kind of just ran into better teams. This would be beyond the pale.

Also, let me reiterate: holy shit. Carolina, Florida, and Washingmyassington already advancing. This f***ing league is a mission to make me never watch it again.

3) You will give Brady, the one they call the great fearless leader, some credit

 

[Machinehead]

3) You will give Brady, the one they call the great fearless leader, some credit

He's ugly.

 

[Boris Zubov]

He's ugly.

Credit where credit is due.

 

[Machinehead]

Credit where credit is due.

He deserves a lot of credit for being ugly!

 

[Boris Zubov]

He deserves a lot of credit for being ugly!

That was my point.

 

[NickyFotiu]

He deserves a lot of credit for being ugly!

That may be true but I bet he has 1000's of hot ladies that would be thrilled to date him.

 

[KirkAlbuquerque]

If the Senators win this series, two things:

1) I'll be pretty much done watching any Eastern Conference games by the second round, holy shit.

2) Any grace the Leafs possibly still had will be Hiroshima'd. I haven't been to hard on them during this run. The only series I felt they really blew was Montreal in 2021. Beyond that, they kind of just ran into better teams. This would be beyond the pale.

Also, let me reiterate: holy shit. Carolina, Florida, and Washingmyassington already advancing. This f***ing league is a mission to make me never watch it again.

I don’t really hate the leafs but I’m praying for them to blow this. A reverse sweep to their rival would be the final nail in the coffin for this core. It would be so hilarious.

 

[Cmox]

никогда такого не было, и вот опять...

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The third day of the sexual assault trial of five former members of Canada’s 2018 world junior hockey team began with the jury being shown a number of surveillance videos, videos and portions of group chat texts obtained from player cell phones, and photos taken by police officers investigating...

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Quite the text there. I know this isn't a laughing matter, but asking via text if anyone wants a quick threesome like they're asking if they need a beer has me laughing.

 

[Leonardo87]

He's ugly.

Evan Rodriques ugly?

 

[Machinehead]

Evan Rodriques ugly?

Somewhere around there, but not quite Jarvis.

 

[GoAwayPanarin]

Somewhere around there, but not quite Jarvis.

Evan Rodrigues looks like Dobby the House Elf and I feel way less bad about the end of Deathly Hallows Pt1 because of it.

 

[KirkAlbuquerque]

Somewhere around there, but not quite Jarvis.

Idk I think Jarvis is Fabio compared to those 2 goblins

 

[Machinehead]

Idk I think Jarvis is Fabio compared to those 2 goblins

Jarvis is ugly like Wayne Gretzky is good at hockey.

There's Jarvis and then there's everyone else.

 

[80shockeywasbuns]

Evan Rodriques ugly?

 

[kovazub94]

Kinda bummed that we got TBL/FLA and DAL/COL both in the first round. Should have been the ECF/WCF. Carolina has the next best chance in the East I guess. Vegas next in the West?

On the other hand I'd be more bummed if for some reason we didn't see these series at all, e.g TML could've been the ones eliminating TBL. Kind of looking forward to see FL vs TML, and Caps vs Canes next.

 

[gabevh3]

Jarvis is ugly like Wayne Gretzky is good at hockey.

There's Jarvis and then there's everyone else.

We still need a player like him

 

[Ratelleitlikeitis]

Seeing that wild Ottawa Toronto pre game intro….that’s the sh!t I miss. Sportsnet leads with Highway to Hell into the arena’s Hells Bells.

 

[80shockeywasbuns]

Nothing kills a broadcast like Darren Pang

 

[noncents]

Idk I think Jarvis is Fabio compared to those 2 goblins

i respect rodrigues, i salute his effort and the love he brings to the game.




he could never touch jarvis. rodrigues could spend a dozen jagr-careers trying to pockmark, besmirch, or otherwise disfigure himself and still not accomplish what jarvis unveils with but a single grimace. he is the One.

 

[will1066]

Redmond not washing her hair like Emily

 

[JESSEWENEEDTOCOOK]

watching stutzle is painful. why was he not the consensus #1 in 2020 he’s 10x better than lafreniere smh

 

[will1066]

Jarvis is ugly like Wayne Gretzky is good at hockey.

There's Jarvis and then there's everyone else.

Really depends on which year you're referencing

He's certainly gotten better since his AHL mug (lower right). Career progression

 

[NickyFotiu]

watching stutzle is painful. why was he not the consensus #1 in 2020 he’s 10x better than lafreniere smh

1 teams (Det) NHL scout agreed with that back in 2020 but the rest didn't.