Around the NHL - Part XLV (Playoffs edition)

[Boris Zubov]

Cassie Campbell = watch the game on mute.

 

[noncents]

Ah, stick it up your perbix

go suck a cernak pal

 

[Paulie Walnutz]

Cooper is always the most gracious man alive after a win but he’s the biggest whiny sore loser when he loses

 

[McRanger92]

Man, Montreal sucks.

So you’re telling me Gorton isn’t a genius we let slip through our fingers? I was almost convinced after their 1 playoff win!

 

[McRanger92]

Hellysuck. Please clap.

 

[bl02]

Hellysuck. Please clap.

Yes Igor should have never been paid what he did but you can not tell me you would rather have Hellysuck over him in a playoff game

 

[will1066]

Makar has even smoother skin than Keefe.

 

[will1066]

What the f*** Pionk. Pass it back

 

[Captain Lindy]

Cassie Campbell = watch the game on mute.

She's awful!

 

[McRanger92]

Yes Igor should have never been paid what he did but you can not tell me you would rather have Hellysuck over him in a playoff game

There’s literally years of evidence that Igor is a much better goalie. As an American I won’t trust Hellybuck in the Olympics either. Igor’s contract isn’t going to hamstring us. It didn’t hamstring Florida to pay Bob that much, and Igor is better than Bob too.

 

[McRanger92]

What the f*** Pionk. Pass it back

Kneel Poink

 

[McRanger92]

She's awful!

Her and Hextall. My ears are bleeding.

 

[McRanger92]

Parayko with a Trouba impression in front. Battling the air for positioning

 

[Captain Lindy]

Winnipeg has a non-annoying goal horn. You can barely hear it.

 

[RangersFan1994]

Namestnikov lmfao

All these former Rangers succeeding elsewhere

 

[Captain Lindy]

NAMES!!

 

[Captain Lindy]

They could tell you the injuries but they'd have to kill you. Injuries are top-secret classified information in the NHL.

 

[tlk]

никогда такого не было, и вот опять...

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[tlk]

Playoff Howden>>>>>>>>>>>>> Playoff Panarin

Playoff Vegas >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Playoff Rangers

 

[94leetch]

To be fair the 2008 Baltic Equestrian Triathalon was a doozy.

 

[will1066]

Washington Florida gonna be an interesting matchup. Florida will win it but I think Washington will be tougher than Tampa

 

[Mandar]

Washington Florida gonna be an interesting matchup. Florida will win it but I think Washington will be tougher than Tampa

((Whispers)).....Washington is gonna play Carolina.

Continue.....

 

[will1066]

((Whispers)).....Washington is gonna play Carolina.

Continue.....

Goddammit

 

[Mandar]

Goddammit

"Sir....this is a Wendy's"

 

[noncents]

i'm still alive with my picks: sens over leafs, cats over bolts, canes over devils, caps over habs, canes over caps, cats over sens, canes over cats