Around the League Thread | New Year, New Me

[arttk]

Frankly, I wouldn't want to play the Avs with Miller in the playoffs.

until Miller implodes that room too

 

[December5th]

real life is not real confirmed

 

[Britton]

This isn't actually that strange, he's clearly trying to not eat a face full of glass when he gets hit, I get that they rounded the glass there so he wasn't gonna get completely pacioretty'd but it still wouldn't be pleasant.

 

[rypper]

What's this interaction lol:

 

[Blue and Green]

Just go with Roughriders… or Rough Riders

Gotta be the latter; Saskatchewan still using the former. Re-name the rink George Brancato Arena.

 

[krutovsdonut]

that's a long way to fall if you have a bony ass.

 

[Szechwan]

The year is 20XX, the NHL has just announced their 47th expansion team: the Omaha Professional Athletes

thanks omaha

 

[Michael Dal Swolle]

The year is 20XX, the NHL has just announced their 47th expansion team: the Omaha Professional Athletes

To be fair, Greendale Human Beings was taken

 

[me2]

Just go with Roughriders… or Rough Riders

The NHL is pleasedv to announce a second team for Vancouver: the DTES Slappers

I had AI generate a logo

 

[andora]

The NHL is pleasedv to announce a second team for Vancouver: the DTES Slappers

I had AI generate a logo

This Petalsson and Milena

 

[HelloCookie]

I think they stopped considering the pluralisation (is that even a word) when someone in the room preactively chirped "The Mammoths have shown up for training camp, eh?"

 

[Jyrki21]

The NHL is an elite level hockey league

 

[Jyrki21]

mammoth would be at least tolerable if they pluralized it

Yeah, same thing for Yeti (or Kraken for that matter). Everyone says "it sounds better". Based on what? It doesn't even make sense. Are they all meant to link up into one entity? The Vancouver Canuck? The Ottawa Senator?

tonite in nashville the great smoky take on the vancouver cascade. only in the nhl

I think "Vancouver Cascade" actually sounds awesome (and does make sense in the singular). But if you're going by the mountain range, in BC it'd be the "Coast". Which, yeah.

 

[MS]

until Miller implodes that room too

Wait until you hear about how Nathan MacKinnon interacts with his teammates ...

 

[arttk]

Wait until you hear about how Nathan MacKinnon interacts with his teammates ...

imagine having both Mack and Miller up your ass everyday lol

Probably need Bednar to start burning sage in the lockerroom every day.

 

[Vector]

Wait until you hear about how Nathan MacKinnon interacts with his teammates ...

That profile from a few years ago made him seem like an absolute psychopath. Beyond anything we've heard about Michael Jordan or top stars in other spots.

 

[MS]

That profile from a few years ago made him seem like an absolute psychopath. Beyond anything we've heard about Michael Jordan or top stars in other spots.

Total weirdo. Controlling what his teammates ate.

Stamkos is apparently a real piece of work, too - treated Slater Koekkoek so horribly that Koekkoek developed an eating disorder and started hating hockey. Koekkoek absolutely hates Stamkos' guts.

 

[tantalum]

Boqvist on waivers. 24 year old RHD. Former #8 overall.

It would be like Brannstrom except on the right side. Would make for an interesting pickup for a look. Likely wouldn't amount to anything but you already know Juulsen and Desharnais won't amount to anything.

 

[Reverend Mayhem]

Boqvist on waivers. 24 year old RHD. Former #8 overall.

It would be like Brannstrom except on the right side. Would make for an interesting pickup for a look. Likely wouldn't amount to anything but you already know Juulsen and Desharnais won't amount to anything.

This is the best reclamation project we could ask for, if he's willing to change his game a tiny bit. Aquilini would be wise to push for a claim.

 

[vadim sharifijanov]

Total weirdo. Controlling what his teammates ate.

Stamkos is apparently a real piece of work, too - treated Slater Koekkoek so horribly that Koekkoek developed an eating disorder and started hating hockey. Koekkoek absolutely hates Stamkos' guts.

well we know miller didn’t last with stamkos so it probably wouldn’t work with mackinnon either

 

[tantalum]

Wait until you hear about how Nathan MacKinnon interacts with his teammates ...

There is a difference though....MacKinnon is always the hardest worker at practice and games according to his teammates. He isn't the often time sulky and questionable effort player like Miller can be for long stretches.