GDT: Around the League 2023-24: The Marathon Becomes A Sprint

[JordanGalhanth]

Both teams playing like they don't want to play Oilers in 2nd round.

Trying to intimidate each other by playing our entrance song over the PA.

"I don't want to hear Enter Sandman in Edmonton...you win this one..." "No, you win it." "No, I insist."

 

[Oilhawks]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Another game that rivals watching flies f*** for levels of boredom

 

[Drivesaitl]

Reasonably convinced sitting outside on deck watching sun go down is better entertainment than a Nucks-preds game.

Tune in for the later game.

 

[TheNumber4]

Another game that rivals watching flies f*** for levels of boredom

This game makes me wish Curling was on TV.

 

[KeithIsActuallyBad]

The only game in history where the intermission is looked forward to.

 

[TheNumber4]

The only game in history where the intermission is looked forward to.

Hope we get to see that exciting Insurance commercial. I need a pick me up after that period.

 

[KeithIsActuallyBad]

Hope we get to see that exciting Insurance commercial. I need a pick me up after that period.

A rare evening where the NBA playoffs might be better and they are shit.

 

[MoontoScott]

That was a slightly better period in terms of entertainment.

Excellent goaltending at both ends of the ice.

 

[Behind Enemy Lines]

Have caught bits of this game. But tendency of Nashville to push pucks back out of high danger areas to be farted away by their d corp on dump ins is a poor strategy. The gang that doesn't shoot straight need to push more shots.

 

[TheNumber4]

A rare evening where the NBA playoffs might be better and they are shit.

Have they been? This game makes me want to be a fan of the NBA.

 

[Behind Enemy Lines]

More Luke G on the panel. Less Friedman

 

[Messrules11]

Does Hrudey ever change his clothes or does he always wear the same fat suit?

 

[KeithIsActuallyBad]

Have they been? This game makes me want to be a fan of the NBA.

Yeah the first round has been a train wreck. The NBA in general has a ton of afterthought teams that exist to propel the real franchises ahead in the playoffs.

 

[Arctic Fox]

Does Hrudey ever change his clothes or does he always wear the same fat suit?

He took one look at Auston Matthews' fashion choices and that look scared him so much that he's clinging to his suit no matter what now.

 

[JordanGalhanth]

Saros the only thing the Preds have going.

 

[Paralyzer]

Watching Nashville and Vancouver, is it bad that I watch this and go "Wow this is so slow...and hard to watch"? The way they play it's like watching paint dry. And the amount of mistakes...my goodness.

 

[oobga]

Nashville forwards have zero creativity with the puck. Painful team up watch. Just hoping one of their D can get a seeing eye shot.

 

[TheNumber4]

Will either of these teams even be tired by the end of this snooze fest.

 

[JordanGalhanth]

"Eye of the Tiger" over the PA.

More like Eye of the Sleeping Housecat.

 

[Arctic Fox]

Draisaitl's passes have higher velocity than Van's or Nsh's shots on goal.

 

[oobga]

Nashville with lots of slow motion bonehead plays.

 

[JordanGalhanth]

Shots on goal 10-5 Vancouver in the period.

This would be the perfect time for Silovs to allow a Vesa Toskala type goal.

 

[yukoner88]

Vancouver pulls these goalies out of their asses like magicians pull rabbits out of hats.

.....


HOW!!!???

 

[Oilhawks]

Vancouver pulls these goalies out of their asses like magicians pull rabbits out of hats.

.....


HOW!!!???

The Preds couldn’t score at the Playboy Mansion

 

[Cloned]

Vancouver pulls these goalies out of their asses like magicians pull rabbits out of hats.

.....


HOW!!!???

Ian Clarke.