CC96
Serious Offender
Continue all purpose discussion about getting hit in the face with 12 inch subs, grinders, and/or hoagies here.
What did you do to a man/woman to make them throw their lunch at you?
So I was at my second job (I cater healthy food to business parks so they don't have to eat fast food every day) and I went to this business called New American. I guess it's some kind of home loan place. I don't know. Anyway, I sold a man a turkey sub sandwich that had lettuce, tomato, honey roasted turkey, and avocado. The guy asked me "is this a healthy sandwich?" To which I replied "Yes sir." He buys the 5 dollar sub and heads upstairs back to his office. I get rushed with people buying food, and next thing I know, I get my ****ing clock CLEANED by said sandwich. I was at work so I had keep my composure, so I look around and calmly ask "...why?"
Then I see him. Mad as hell looking down on me from the middle of the staircase. "THAT SANDWICH HAD AVOCADO ON IT, YOU TRYNNA KILL ME BOY?!" Or something like that. I just responded "how would an avocado kill you sir?"
"I'M ALLERGIC!"
Like I knew that? The sandwich is wrapped in saran wrap so you can CLEARLY SEE THE AVOCADO PERTRUDING OUT OF THE SANDWICH, and if that wasn't good enough, the sanwich has a label on it CLEARLY MARKING THE INGREDIENTS.
I remained very calm though, very unlike me. I was proud. Even offered him a full refund and said I would not report the sandwich tossing. He seemed very embarrassed and went back up to his office, not accepting any of my offers for a refund. I was very proud of myself.
I just assume anyone who visits that site does so because they don't know any better.
I actually found FFH before I found HFBoards, but it was within a few weeks of each other. I'll let you guess which website I kept coming back to.
I'm glad that our lounge thread now has our proper team name in it.
I blame CC96.
Well I'm the OP, so maybe I should retitle the thread Phoenix Coyotes Lounge IX, just for you.
If you do that I will kill you in the face.
If you do that I will kill you in the face.
Well I'm the OP, so maybe I should retitle the thread Phoenix Coyotes Lounge IX, just for you.
I don't like this calm, cool rabbit. I need my rabbit hood as ****. Where has the rabbit who gets into fights at gas stations gone?So I was at my second job (I cater healthy food to business parks so they don't have to eat fast food every day) and I went to this business called New American. I guess it's some kind of home loan place. I don't know. Anyway, I sold a man a turkey sub sandwich that had lettuce, tomato, honey roasted turkey, and avocado. The guy asked me "is this a healthy sandwich?" To which I replied "Yes sir." He buys the 5 dollar sub and heads upstairs back to his office. I get rushed with people buying food, and next thing I know, I get my ****ing clock CLEANED by said sandwich. I was at work so I had keep my composure, so I look around and calmly ask "...why?"
Then I see him. Mad as hell looking down on me from the middle of the staircase. "THAT SANDWICH HAD AVOCADO ON IT, YOU TRYNNA KILL ME BOY?!" Or something like that. I just responded "how would an avocado kill you sir?"
"I'M ALLERGIC!"
Like I knew that? The sandwich is wrapped in saran wrap so you can CLEARLY SEE THE AVOCADO PERTRUDING OUT OF THE SANDWICH, and if that wasn't good enough, the sanwich has a label on it CLEARLY MARKING THE INGREDIENTS.
I remained very calm though, very unlike me. I was proud. Even offered him a full refund and said I would not report the sandwich tossing. He seemed very embarrassed and went back up to his office, not accepting any of my offers for a refund. I was very proud of myself.
Oh yeah. Waffle...I use Open Office..**** Microsoft Office
What is Open Office? I'm not one to critique grammar and such, I'm not the best at it by any means.
Good job on holding your cool Rabbit. I always enjoy the stories/pics of your fights, so next time someone randomly tries to beat you up again, don't hesitate to tell us all about it.
If you do that I will kill you in the face.
With a sandwich?
I don't like this calm, cool rabbit. I need my rabbit hood as ****. Where has the rabbit who gets into fights at gas stations gone?
not how that meme works