OT: Anything Goes 42

[DisgruntledHawkFan]

clint eastwood as a therapist be like:

This didn't get anywhere near enough love.

 

[DisgruntledHawkFan]

A 300 ft wide CITY KILLER asteroid has been upgraded in threat to hitting the Earth in2032 to a 2.3% chance..

Of course it could miss landing on a city if it hits the Earth...but that means a very very very tiny % of that 2 3% chance that will hit YOUR CITY, tge question you gotta answer is:

"Do ya feel punks...well,do ya?"

2.3/100 chance of even hitting Earth sounds small ..but I was told only a 1 % chance of adverse side effects on a prescription a doctor specializing in skin problems prescribed for me ...it sounded not very risky...but OF Course ,I was that 1%...lost my balance ..could notcwalk...to 5 weeks torid my body of all that drug effect on my brain
.for a mere psoriasis problem?

So if they tell you there is only minimal risk ..then upgrade the astroid chance to hit Earth probability two fold now up to 2 3%..you gotta start worrying a bit..don't you think?

Of course it could land in the sea..=tsunami destruction,or destroy a city if its trajectory takes it there.. so will Your City be the unlucky one?

I know...j2032 ust 7 years out from now..and surely NASA will coneup with a Plan to divert the asteroid's course, or blow it up..still...Murphy'Law... etc...etc..

So Hawks betterxwina Cup before disaster hits...do not want to go to sleep then get smashed to a pancake before knowing we at least won the Cup.

Of course it could miss where I live (Ittawa) and maybe hot Chicago instead..but if Hawks are home at the time,all this re'build could be for nought as the entire team coukd be pulverized..

So who is feeling lucky? Who i s feeling safe? Whodoes not believe in Murohy's Law?

If they told you minimal risk with Ozempic orcitger semaglutide pills and millions took them for typec2 diabetes or to loose weight.. and Now alarm bells as a ring tide of blindness cases mount,you may want to re-examkne..minimal risk claims.

There is always RISK..

Shoukdvyouvworry?
I think ya gotta...

"It's got a 2.3% chance. Double it and it's got a 23% chance."

Most Fiddy post ever.

 

[Giovi]

I never knew Fiddy lived in Ittawa. Wonder where that is.

 

[x Tame Impala]

I never knew Fiddy lived in Ittawa. Wonder where that is.

No he lives in Ottawa, Illinois.

 

[hawksfan50]

Well..the Motto of the U.S.Postal Service starts "Neither Snow."...etc.. will stop the U.S. mail carriers from deleting the mail ..but I live in Ontario Canada..where apparently the huge snowgalk we had overnight and today here in several parts of our Province ,was too much for Canada Post mail delivery workers..deliveries canceled in many areas of Ontario today..
So I guess our Canadian Postal Workers are not as brave as American Postal Delivery personnel are ..our Postal Workers are either usually on strike,or recalled back to work waiting for court ordered get back to work injunctions against a strike to run out so they can strike again...or taking Snow Days off cause their union says too dangerous to brave the elements.
So I guess we will get 1 benefit if You're ew Prez getschisxway and succeeds in making us thec51st State.
At least a snow fall will not stop the mail from being delivered iif that happens right?

 

[ChiHawks10]

No he lives in Ottawa, Illinois.

No, he actually lives in Canada.

 

[x Tame Impala]

I was kidding. It's just funny there's an Ottawa, Illinois.

If any of you have done Sky Dive Chicago, they take you out to the little airport in Ottawa actually