Dr Pepper
Registered User
"Please, Quest Trade is EASY!"
(subtext: my brother who doesn't use Quest Trade is a total and absolute moron!)
"You're not still using Mom and Dad's guy, are you?"
(subtext: I pity your stupidity even though we're related, plus boomers are funny and out of touch)
They try so hard to make it seem ominous that someone would dare not to use Questtrade, and it just comes across as annoying and condescending. Especially when you see the same ad every ten minutes or so.