Andy Andrew Andrehoff signs for 2 years 587,500 AAV

[Jeff18]

Uh okay

 

[Herby]

Is that 587k per game?

 

[Captain Mittens*]

Is that 587k per game?

Even at that price, it's a bargain

 

[Ron*]

Is that 587k per game?

Even at that price, it's a bargain

Beat me to it again.

Was just going to say Kings smoked Andreoff in the deal for only $587,500 per game.

 

[kingsfan]

Andreoff can speak German in Italian

 

[Ron*]

I heard that AA guaranteed the Kings a 93-goal season.

He told them that if he can't meet that mark, he will forfeit it all to charity and in turn pay the Kings $587,500 per game.

Some high stakes here, people.

 

[Ron*]

Andreoff can speak German in Italian

I'm presently learning advanced Chinese (Mandarin).

From Andy. But he gets frustrated with me easily. AA is a linguistics genius, but a lousy teacher. Too impatient.

 

[Captain Mittens*]

The NHL is considering a 91 game season to honor Andrehoff's birth year.

 

[Raccoon Jesus]

Andreoff can speak German in Italian

 

[The Night King]

Sidney Crosby wears Andy Andreoff jammies to bed.

 

[member 88115]

Andy A is working with the Mexican Govt to catch El Chapo

 

[kilowatt]

Kings trainers have confirmed that the best remedy for Voynov's Achilles injury is simply Andreoff's smile.

 

[kingsfan]

Andreoff is Chuck Norris' kryptonite

 

[Captain Mittens*]

Andrehoff outdid Davey Crockett and killed himself a b'ar when he was only two.

 

[kovacro]

The Tim Horton's franchise has been renamed Andy Andreoff.

**** David Hasselhoff, there is a new Hoff in town.

The town of Pickering, ON is holding a ticker tape parade in honour of the Andreoff signing.

 

[kingsfan]

Andreoff once made a cucumber out of a pickle

 

[deaderhead28]

There used to be a street named after Andy Andreoff, but it was changed because nobody crosses Andy Andreoff and lives.

 

[Herby]

Sidney Crosby wears Andy Andreoff jammies to bed.

I have 3 pairs myself

 

[Captain Mittens*]

Andrehoff once made KingCanadain1976 smile.

 

[KingCanadain1976]

Andrehoff once made KingCanadain1976 smile.

Actually despite your attempt at humour I like Andrehoff's game a lot. If he would be given a shot I would rather see him in the lineup than Nolan. I am flattered thou you have turned your attempts to get humour out on me but i would rather see you quoting me with serious remarks then humour please I think your better then just making jokes.

 

[KINGS17]

Sutter heard about this signing and breathed a huge sigh of relief.

 

[Nizar]

Is this thread a remake of Juraj Mikúš saga or what?

 

[Ziggy Stardust]

I wish Andreoff had the power to disable forced popup ads that can't be clicked out of, then I'd truly appreciate him.

 

[Reclamation Project]

Bunch of amateurs. If you're gonna make an ad, go big or go home.

 

[kingsfan]

I wish Andreoff had the power to disable forced popup ads that can't be clicked out of, then I'd truly appreciate him.

He does, but he only uses his powers for good. Good is what he calls himself.

On a side note, i see the mods are deleting stuff again. *slow golf clap*