GDT: Anaheim @ Carolina: The Great Science Fiction Mash Up Edition

[Sens1Canes2]

I hate the new rule. He clearly directed the puck into the net. Supposed to shoot pucks with
Your stick.

 

[Boom Boom Apathy]

I hate the new rule. He clearly directed the puck into the net. Supposed to shoot pucks with
Your stick.

Yep, by the rules it's a goal, but he clearly directed it with his skate.

 

[Bub]

We look mild and harmless, like a cup of warm milk.

 

[Blueline Bomber]

We look mild and harmless, like a cup of warm milk.

The Canes also help you fall asleep, so it all works out.

 

[TheOllieC]

so terrible

 

[Wolfpuck]

Too much passing on the rush

 

[The Faulker 27]

Papa Johns need to change their promotion.

 

[Wolfpuck]

Absolutely pitiful in the offensive zone

 

[Stormie]

Four. Shots.

The Canes are taking the strategy of everyone who has outscored them with fewer shots.

 

[AD Skinner]

Ducks only had 5. There weren't ten shots on goal in that entire period. I wonder what the lowest combined shot total for one period in the NHL is

 

[Novacane]

The offensive machine 5th place in Metro Hurricanes

 

[Anton Dubinchuk]

omgggggggg are we seriously just gonna complain about the lack of scoring chances but then completely exonerate lack for his terrible sv%?????????

 

[Wolfpuck]

omgggggggg are we seriously just gonna complain about the lack of scoring chances but then completely exonerate lack for his terrible sv%?????????

Only works when outshooting the opponent 19-5 tbh

 

[The Faulker 27]

I don't understand why all the blind passes in the offensive zone. Eric Staal is probably the worst offender. Look who's around you, be aware, "stop and start" for God's sake if you have to but don't turn the puck over so easily on the rush.

 

[Anton Dubinchuk]

Eric Staal is probably the worst offender.

and ron hainsey is probably the worst defender

 

[Wolfpuck]

and ron hainsey is probably the worst defender

And John Grahame is the worst goaltender

 

[cptjeff]

Got back from work just as the first period was ending. Anyone want to give me the rundown on what particular flavor of hilariously bad we've been tonight?

 

[DaleCooper]

Just kind of sad tonight. I haven't even chuckled.

Well I sort of did on the first goal off a skate.

 

[tarheelhockey]

I wonder what the lowest combined shot total for one period in the NHL is

Guessing it happened in 2001.

 

[Wolfpuck]

Faceoff violation penalty

Power kill

 

[Bub]

Got back from work just as the first period was ending. Anyone want to give me the rundown on what particular flavor of hilariously bad we've been tonight?

Bland. Inoffensive (in both senses of the word). Good PP to start the game, nothing since. Forwards look disinterested.

 

[Wolfpuck]

Everyone on this team has hands of stone

 

[Wolfpuck]

Hanifin!!!

 

[Stormie]

Wooooo! Go Hanifin!

 

[Anton Dubinchuk]

had to know hed get it today

this has been hanifin's best nhl game