Am I the only one in this sub who's actually played organized hockey before?

[John Price]

Am I the only one in this sub who's actually played organized hockey before?

Like half of the comments I've seen on this sub are so obviously written by non-athletes that it's almost humorous.

When I was in high school (3 year starter for our varsity hockey team) I would get a full-on sprint going and clock the shit outta whoever had the puck. My coaches called me "speedhawk" as a nickname caus I had such a nose for the puck and for those three seasons I was considered the most feared right winger in our conference. Senior year I led my team to the state semifinals only to get f***ed over by the refs in the 3rd but that's another conversation (DM me if you're interested in hearing about it)

So, yeah. I hope yall can understand why I feel like their's such a big disconnect between myself and your typical poster. Please tell me I'm not the only one who feels this way lol

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[Guerzy]

Dano is very underrated player by fans because the things he excels at is the thing that most fans are not hockey smart enough to notice.

 

[koyvoo]

I was too busy eating chips and drinking Pepis

 

[JMCx4]

Define "organized." Do you mean like the threads & individual posts in this forum?

 

[Bumpus]

I was one of the referees that conspired against you in high school.

Now that I can hear you whine about it later ...


10/10 totally worth it. Would do again.

 

[irunthepeg]

I was one of the pucks on the ice you never touched when you played in high school.

Now that I can hear you whine about it later ...


10/10 totally worth it. Would do again.

 

[Tarantula]

I played until Midget and had a certificate to ref up to PeeWee hockey. Needed a police escort out the arena and to my car one Saturday morning.

Found something else to do with my time after that.....

 

[Mantis]

The only physical activity Ix does... well we are not allowed to talk about that on HF.

 

[Tarantula]

It's dinner hour along the Eastern seaboard, hardly a appetizing visual.....

Where's that vodka........

 

[hockeyguru]

so when you got f***ed over by the refs, did they do it analy?

 

[NyQuil]

I thought you were called "speedhawk" due to premature ejaculation issues.

 

[John Price]

I thought you were called "speedhawk" due to premature ejaculation issues.

They don't call me Springfield fats just because I'm morbidly obese.

@Fixed to Ruin

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

Am I the only one in this sub who's actually played organized hockey before?

Like half of the comments I've seen on this sub are so obviously written by non-athletes that it's almost humorous.

When I was in high school (3 year starter for our varsity hockey team) I would get a full-on sprint going and clock the **** outta whoever had the puck. My coaches called me "speedhawk" as a nickname caus I had such a nose for the puck and for those three seasons I was considered the most feared right winger in our conference. Senior year I led my team to the state semifinals only to get ****ed over by the refs in the 3rd but that's another conversation (DM me if you're interested in hearing about it)

So, yeah. I hope yall can understand why I feel like their's such a big disconnect between myself and your typical poster. Please tell me I'm not the only one who feels this way lol

You called yourself a starter but your description was one of a forward. Anyone who plays organized hockey wouldn't call themselves a starter if they played any other position except goal. But you probably already knew that.

 

[valeriammm]

What the heck is “hockey”

 

[NyQuil]

You called yourself a starter but your description was one of a forward. Anyone who plays organized hockey wouldn't call themselves a starter if they played any other position except goal. But you probably already knew that.

It's more of a soccer term.

 

[ItsFineImFine]

You're so f***ing special

 

[IceNeophyte]

Am I the only one in this sub who's actually played organized hockey before?

Like half of the comments I've seen on this sub are so obviously written by non-athletes that it's almost humorous.

When I was in high school (3 year starter for our varsity hockey team) I would get a full-on sprint going and clock the **** outta whoever had the puck. My coaches called me "speedhawk" as a nickname caus I had such a nose for the puck and for those three seasons I was considered the most feared right winger in our conference. Senior year I led my team to the state semifinals only to get ****ed over by the refs in the 3rd but that's another conversation (DM me if you're interested in hearing about it)

So, yeah. I hope yall can understand why I feel like their's such a big disconnect between myself and your typical poster. Please tell me I'm not the only one who feels this way lol

Al Bundy, is that you?

 

[KrisLetAngry]

Wait this is a hockey board?

 

[ucanthanzalthetruth]

Wait this is a hockey board?

Go back to reddit

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

I'm training my son to become a professional MMA fighter. He wanted to become an electrician, but there's no money in that. An MMA fighter can make millions of dollars per year. For example, Floyd "Money" Mayweather has a net worth of over $500 million. So I think I'm taking my son in the right direction.

 

[RayP]

Am I the only one in this sub who's actually played organized hockey before?

Like half of the comments I've seen on this sub are so obviously written by non-athletes that it's almost humorous.

When I was in high school (3 year starter for our varsity hockey team) I would get a full-on sprint going and clock the **** outta whoever had the puck. My coaches called me "speedhawk" as a nickname caus I had such a nose for the puck and for those three seasons I was considered the most feared right winger in our conference. Senior year I led my team to the state semifinals only to get ****ed over by the refs in the 3rd but that's another conversation (DM me if you're interested in hearing about it)

So, yeah. I hope yall can understand why I feel like their's such a big disconnect between myself and your typical poster. Please tell me I'm not the only one who feels this way lol

I hope you don’t sharpen your skates the same way you sharpen your kitchen knives.

 

[Jumptheshark]

Am I the only one in this sub who's actually played organized hockey before?

Like half of the comments I've seen on this sub are so obviously written by non-athletes that it's almost humorous.

When I was in high school (3 year starter for our varsity hockey team) I would get a full-on sprint going and clock the **** outta whoever had the puck. My coaches called me "speedhawk" as a nickname caus I had such a nose for the puck and for those three seasons I was considered the most feared right winger in our conference. Senior year I led my team to the state semifinals only to get ****ed over by the refs in the 3rd but that's another conversation (DM me if you're interested in hearing about it)

So, yeah. I hope yall can understand why I feel like their's such a big disconnect between myself and your typical poster. Please tell me I'm not the only one who feels this way lol

this organised hockey league you played in? did you play in it while sitting in your basement while slamming back big gulps and holding a small joy stick in your hands?

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

I'm training my son to become a professional MMA fighter. He wanted to become an electrician, but there's no money in that. An MMA fighter can make millions of dollars per year. For example, Floyd "Money" Mayweather has a net worth of over $500 million. So I think I'm taking my son in the right direction.

This is great parenting, James. I raised my two boys to become an NBA point guard and small forward. They got drafted and now play together on the same team under max contracts. I never have to work again in my life thanks to my investment.

 

[kingsholygrail]

I played football in high school and hockey in PE. I even got in a fight in PE during hockey week as the goalie.

 

[romba]

Am I the only one in this sub who's actually played organized hockey before?

Like half of the comments I've seen on this sub are so obviously written by non-athletes that it's almost humorous.

When I was in high school (3 year starter for our varsity hockey team) I would get a full-on sprint going and clock the **** outta whoever had the puck. My coaches called me "speedhawk" as a nickname caus I had such a nose for the puck and for those three seasons I was considered the most feared right winger in our conference. Senior year I led my team to the state semifinals only to get ****ed over by the refs in the 3rd but that's another conversation (DM me if you're interested in hearing about it)

So, yeah. I hope yall can understand why I feel like their's such a big disconnect between myself and your typical poster. Please tell me I'm not the only one who feels this way lol

They're called NARPs. Non-Athletic Regular People and I've learned the world is literally littered with them.

Whenever they offer an opinion on anything you just say 'sure thing, champ' or 'way to go sport' and they beam with vindication at being recognized