Alexander Alexeyev pepper sprayed, arrested and charged with public intoxication

[ucanthanzalthetruth]

This is an absolute nothing story, he'll just be cited in court and fined. But the mugshot and the fact it occurred outside of Big Tony's Pizza is too good.

Capitals' Alexander Alexeyev pepper-sprayed, charged with public intoxication following alleged fight

The Washington defenseman ran afoul of the law early Saturday morning

www.cbssports.com

 

[Fatass]

Who?

 

[Sol]

His biggest crime? that arousing smile. That damn smile.

 

[Mrfenn92]

2nd round Stanley cup party

 

[HabsQC]

Nice

 

[Brookbank]

Where is that bozo thread ? Because he wins it and its not even close.

 

[LeProspector]

I am proud to be a hockey fan today.

 

[Random schmoe]

This could probably go into the Photoshop thread as-is and most would have no idea its a real unedited pic.

And would also be ripe for further funny

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Looks like a methed out Tyler Kennedy…

 

[Siidekik]

Rockstar Shit

 

[FriendlyGhost92]

He'll be fine as long as he didn't go full Galchenyuk.

Never go full Galchenyuk.

 

[DoyleG]

Wonder if he smiled at the cops before getting sprayed n tazed.

 

[landy]

Who?

 

[Leafs87]

Ovi thought him well

Did he lose that tooth prior or during this event?

 

[SherVaughn30]

Ovi thought him well

Did he lose that tooth prior or during this event?

Lost it during these recent playoffs.

 

[Clint Eastwood]

Welcome to the Oilers

 

[Rodgerwilco]

Wonder if he smiled at the cops before getting sprayed n tazed.

Of course he did. Why do you think they tazed him?

 

[HansonBro]

I'd be pissed too if they didn't have the Shaq'aroni. Like who's Big Tony and where's Papa John??

 

[Stive Morgan]

If I were to pick a bar fight, a 6'4 Russian missing two of his front teeth would not be among my first choices.

 

[Filthy Dangles]

That's like an AI drawing of 'Drunk Russian Hockey player'

 

[AlexModvechkin8]

This looks like the first mugshot from someone in Ohio arrested for meth in those “Addicts through the years” series of mugshots.

I believe this was the same night that Ovi and Connor McMichael were spotted late night at the MGM in Maryland as well. Dudes gonna dude.