Value of: Alex Tuch

[Beerz]

Would love Alain Toch in Detroit, 100% an actually good player just in that dumpsterfire team.

Your dumpster ain't much better

 

[Viqsi]

So I’m gonna predict how the rest of this thread unfolds: people will be upset that the rationale for trading him for futures and spare parts doesn’t work so they’ll get upset. They will then shot on the player or the reasoning. Someone else will make a ridiculous counter offer or request (wait, I see that has already happened) that is outlandish and unlikely to happen.

And then it will get kicked up every couple days as fans of the teams involved keep talking past one another.

So Jason Zucker, then?

 

[Chainshot]

So Jason Zucker, then?

Exactly.

 

[sabremike]

How many people here are aware a major problem with the Sabres is having so many kids/prospects that there is literally no room in Rochester for all of them and that the roster in Rochester being filled with kids in the third rate goon league known as the AHL (where you can commit premeditated assault on a goalie and only get suspended for a few games instead of getting a lifetime ban) has also been problematic?

 

[DJN21]

Would love Alain Toch in Detroit, 100% an actually good player just in that dumpsterfire team.

They must have a happy hour in your dumpster...

 

[DingDongCharlie]

The Devils need another top six forward in my opinion

If the Sabres are making moves, is Alex Tuch available? What would it take to get him?

Honestly he's probably one of the least likely guys to be available. He actually wants to be in Buffalo and is a local guy. Buffalo needs another 2 Tuch, not one less. Wahtever the cost is to get him, I doubt you'd be ok paying it.

People do realize Buffalo has zero need for more picks and prospect right? Adams needs to package some picks,/prospects/young players and start spending to the cap ceiling providing he's allowed to by ownership. This season is a write off. They need to think about next season and ignore the past 13 years missing the post season. The team has enough young talent. Add some veterans to show the kids how to win.

 

[Voodoo Glow Skulls]

They must have a happy hour in your dumpster...

Yep. It's easier to drink alcohol when it's not on fire.

In that dumpster, we order our favorite drink...1st overall picks.

 

[DJN21]

Yep. It's easier to drink alcohol when it's not on fire.

In that dumpster, we order our favorite drink...1st overall picks.

I feel like you just quoted Oscar the grouch or some shit

 

[Voodoo Glow Skulls]

I feel like you just quoted Oscar the grouch or some shit

Nope.

 

[Bouboumaster]

There's absolutly a market for Tuch, but if Buffalo is trying to stop sucking ass, they probably should keep him

 

[DJN21]

Nope.

Is it true that Saint Larkin hollowed be thy name blesses all the dumpsters? I've heard rumors....

 

[Voodoo Glow Skulls]

Is it true that Saint Larkin hollowed be thy name blesses all the dumpsters? I've heard rumors....

Well the rumors are true. Whenever Larkin misses a game or gets 'injured', he's actually on a mission to piss in all dumpsters located in Buffalo.

From what I've heard, he only needed a coke.

 

[DJN21]

Well the rumors are true. Whenever Larkin misses a game or gets 'injured', he's actually on a mission to piss in all dumpsters located in Buffalo.

From what I've heard, he only needed a coke.

Yeah right Forrest Larkin must've drank about 15 Dr. Peppers.....

 

[n8]

I’d a deal with NJD is made, the price will not be something Devils fans want.

Mercer, Casey for Tuch+