About Me

[Jiminy Cricket]

My GrambPáPá was a famous horse in the Navy S`table. So When I was an young Lad, I Told him Papa Graham, When I Grow up, I Wan`t 2 be an Horse jus`t like U! `n` he Said Neigh Jame`s, U`ll never be a horse. U Have no Grace. `n` I Told him, Go f*** you`re`sel`f, Old man! I Hope u Get Kill`d in War! But he were Rite, I Had no Grace! So I Took 2 the S`table, `n` I Gallop`d `n` I Gallop`d `n` I Gallop`d.

`n` I Gallop`d `n` I Gallop`d `n` I Gallop`d.

`n` I Gallop`d `n` I Gallop`d `n` I Gallop`d.

`n` I Gallop`d `n` I Gallop`d `n` I Gallop`d, until I Couldn`t Gallop no More.

They had 2 put me down, `n` I Never did become a Horse. GrambPáPá was Rite, `n` the Lesson here is: NEVER PURSUE YOU`RE DREAM`S.

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

1 Thing I Alway`s Wonder`d is, What the Hell is Small Pock`s anyway? When I Was a Kid, We had the Chicken Pock`s, `n` that was that. Every1 got the Chicken Pock`s `n` then u Were good 2 Go. Now Every1 is Talkin`g about Small Pock`s, witch what the Hell is that? I Don`t believe Small Pock`s is real, Because for me It`s alway`s been about the Chicken Pock`s.

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

Wen I Go 2 Heaven I`m goin`g 2 Ask Gosh, How Come U Didn`t make More Animal`s? Because if I Was Gosh, I Would make More Animal`s like a Minitcher Cow `n` More DinoSaur`s `n` a Snake with Lot`s of Spot`s but not Orange One`s because I Don`t like those. So I Wonder why Gosh didn`t make more Aminal`s.

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

I Wonder if Gosh is Real because I Pray`d over 50 Time`s for my Stuff`d Aminal Ruper`t 2 come 2 life `n` he S`till hasn`t come 2 life. So i Wonder if Gosh is real.

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

I Know Santa is real Because i was So good 1 year `n` got the N64 that i Want`d. But Gosh has only answer`d 56.1% of my Prayer`s (I`ve been trackin`g his performance on an S`preadsheet). I Ran a statistical AnNalysis, `n` this could easily be Explain`d by Random luck. So if Gosh doesn`t improve his Performance I may be Switchin`g Belief`s soon, because this is Unacceptable Performance from Gosh and Ruper`t s`till hasn`t come 2 Life...

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

Did U Guy`s here that new Son`g by Capital G. I love that son`g I alway`s Cran`k it up wen it Come`s on On the radio i Love that new Son`g by Capital G it has such a Sick beat. Wat a Tune.

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

Did U Guy`s here that new Son`g by Capital G. I love that son`g I alway`s Cran`k it up wen it Come`s on On the radio i Love that new Son`g by Capital G it has such a Sick beat. Wat a Tune.

I Just heard that new Capital G song on the Radio and it was SICK!!! They play`d it on 98.1 Beatz Radio `n` I Crank`d it up `n` all my Buddy`s were there `n` 98.1 is Holdin`g an Contes`t 2 win Capital G Ticket`s `n` I hope I win so so much so I Can see Capital G `n` here that new son`g Live!!!

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

I Just heard that new Capital G song on the Radio and it was SICK!!! They play`d it on 98.1 Beatz Radio `n` I Crank`d it up `n` all my Buddy`s were there `n` 98.1 is Holdin`g an Contes`t 2 win Capital G Ticket`s `n` I hope I win so so much so I Can see Capital G `n` here that new son`g Live!!!

The new Capital G son`g just came on on the Radio again. I Love this new Son`g `n` I think it`s 1 of Capital G`s best Song`s. The beet is AnMazing `n` the Lyric`s is f***in`g fire. Capital G Spit`s out some Crazy rime`s in this new Son`g. I Love Dancin`g 2 the Beat `n` Singin`g AnLon`g 2 the Word`s in this new Son`g.

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

I Love hearing the new Capital G son`g on the Radio wen it Come`s on on the Radio. I Love Tappin`g my Foot along 2 the Beat of this new son`g. The guy on 98.1 Beatz Radio was Takin`g Request`s for Wat son`g 2 play. And I Was goin`g 2 request the new Capital G son`g, but I Didn`t get thru the Line. They must of Been busy. So I`ll have 2 wait until the Nex`t time they Play the New Capital G son`g. I`ve been listenin`g all day because I Love hearin`g the new son`g. Wat will Capital G think of Next.

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

I Was listenin`g 2 a Capital G Interview, `n` he said that wen he Rite`s Lyric`s, he close`s his Eye`s `n` say`s wat`s on his Min`d. I Think that`s wat Make`s his Lyric`s so good, witch is that he Keep`s it Real `n` Say`s wat he`s Thinkin`g. Unlike Mac Miller who is Fake as hell `n` LIDERALLY A DEAD f***IN`G Homophobic Slur. I WOULD TAKE CAPITAL G ANY f***IN`G DAY OVER MACINTOSH MILLER, `N` 2 TOP IT ALL OVV CAPITAL G IS S`TILL ANLIVE. @StanGetz

 

[LarryFisherman]

I Was listenin`g 2 a Capital G Interview, `n` he said that wen he Rite`s Lyric`s, he close`s his Eye`s `n` say`s wat`s on his Min`d. I Think that`s wat Make`s his Lyric`s so good, witch is that he Keep`s it Real `n` Say`s wat he`s Thinkin`g. Unlike Mac Miller who is Fake as hell `n` LIDERALLY A DEAD ****IN`G ******. I WOULD TAKE CAPITAL G ANY ****IN`G DAY OVER MACINTOSH MILLER, `N` 2 TOP IT ALL OVV CAPITAL G IS S`TILL ANLIVE. @StanGetz

 

[Ceremony]

I Know Santa is real Because i was So good 1 year `n` got the N64 that i Want`d. But Gosh has only answer`d 56.1% of my Prayer`s (I`ve been trackin`g his performance on an S`preadsheet). I Ran a statistical AnNalysis, `n` this could easily be Explain`d by Random luck. So if Gosh doesn`t improve his Performance I may be Switchin`g Belief`s soon, because this is Unacceptable Performance from Gosh and Ruper`t s`till hasn`t come 2 Life...

Can you share this spreadsheet with us, James?

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

Lmao that`s Liderally corny as hell. Capital G is so much Better, he has Better Beat`s `n` Better Rime`s. The New Capital G son`g is a Number 1 Hit on the Radio, `n` MeanWile Macintosh Miller is Jus`t sum Cornball who isn`t even AnLive anymore.

 

[LarryFisherman]

Lmao that`s Liderally corny as hell. Capital G is so much Better, he has Better Beat`s `n` Better Rime`s. The New Capital G son`g is a Number 1 Hit on the Radio, `n` MeanWile Macintosh Miller is Jus`t sum Cornball who isn`t even AnLive anymore.

 

[VickAshley]

Lmao that`s Liderally corny as hell. Capital G is so much Better, he has Better Beat`s `n` Better Rime`s. The New Capital G son`g is a Number 1 Hit on the Radio, `n` MeanWile Macintosh Miller is Jus`t sum Cornball who isn`t even AnLive anymore.

CapG is literally light-years ahead of Mack Miller even if Mack Miller was still alive to rap about how miserable his life is and it's not even close. But thanks for jogging my memories about Mack Miller I literally had thought that the avatar @StanGetz was using was his actural selfie then I took a closer look after reading this post and realized it is acturally Mack Miller who basically is one of the biggest losers and quitters in the whole entire rap "game" because he had millions of listens but still blew his brains out because he could not man-up and handle the pressures of being a MAN.

 

[VickAshley]

Gosh I can't even imagine being into a dead rapper who is not Biggie Smalls or Old Dirty *******. Mack Millers is such literally "weak sauce" when it comes to his rapping game, and he isn't even alive. He is like the white-warshed version of Si6Ni93, with zero street credibility, literally not even in a bang gang just a loser who couldn't even handle emotions so he literally put a cap inside his own *** wow.

 

[LarryFisherman]

Gosh I can't even imagine being into a dead rapper who is not Biggie Smalls or Old Dirty *******. Mack Millers is such literally "weak sauce" when it comes to his rapping game, and he isn't even alive. He is like the white-warshed version of Si6Ni93, with zero street credibility, literally not even in a bang gang just a loser who couldn't even handle emotions so he literally put a cap inside his own *** wow.

 

[LarryFisherman]

I'm swimmin' inside of your skin like a river in the Caribbean @VickAshley

 

[VickAshley]

I'm swimmin' inside of your skin like a river in the Caribbean @VickAshley

That analogy literally makes zero sense, care to try it over?

Not hating just saying!!!

 

[LarryFisherman]

That analogy literally makes zero sense, care to try it over?

Not hating just saying!!!

sorry i was just responding with lyrics like my pal @Roman Fell because i don't know how to handle conflict

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

I Rember when I was a Dog runnin`g Agility trainin`g. I Was in the Bes`t shape of my Live. My Handler Never Gave me any Treat`s, but I didn`t Care. I Ju`s`t want`d 2 run, `n` I Was Damb Good at it. Wen I was 7 Year`s old, I Got Diabeetus `n` Retire`d from Dog S`port`s. I`ll never forget those Day`s.

 

[Vertain]

I've never tried this myself, but I understand it is most difficult to accomplish.

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

My Freind Barnacle Die`d las`t Winter. But he didn`t Believe in Gosh, So He`s Burnin`g in Heck rite now. I Try`d tellin`g him AnBout Gosh, But he didn`t listen. He Should of Listen`d because he`s burnin`g in heck rite Now.

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

Did i Tell u Guy`s about my Buddy Dan. He wen`t 2 Jail for Drug`s `n` then he Violate`d his Parole. So now He`s Lock`d up AnGain `n` Mite not get out for Another 10 Year`s `n` his Wive is Cheatin`g on him because He`s Behin`d Bar`s. So I Feel bad for my Buddy Dan because his Live is a mess rite now.

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

I Don`t Care if Ur Black, Wite, Yellow, Green, Orange. Gosh made us All Equal `n` Love`s us All. So Cut it out with all of that Nas`ty Racialism, because Hate Has No Home Hear.