Aaron Ekblad suspended 20 games for PEDs

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How many cup finals does the state of Florida need on the small corner screens of their sports bars on mute ?
 
No, they're not all "on it".
They def are

Their livelihood is literally based on the thinnest margins of having a physical edge over the next athlete. Pro athletes are the poster child for PED use. They have everything to gain.

It’s like thinking that Usain Bolt never took anything.
 
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Unfortunately, they'd come out with a PED cap and some teams would have to meet the PED cap floor.
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You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at Aaron and you look at the rest of the NHL and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with Aaron in a puck battle, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But Aaron is a genetic freak and he's not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, to beat Aaron. Then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at Amerant Bank Arena, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but Aaron's got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat him and he's not even gonna try!
So regular NHL players, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus Aaron's 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Amerant Bank Arena. But then you take Aaron's 75% chance of winning, if y'all was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, Aaron's got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Amerant Bank Arena. See NHL, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Amerant Bank Arena.
 

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