GDT: #62 ⋅ OTT @ ANA ⋅ 7:00 PM PST

[Leonardo87]

Strome Giveth, then taketh.

 

[Ducks DVM]

I’m surprised there aren’t more Ottawa fans. I always remember any Canadian team would overrun the building regardless if they sucked or not.

Ottawa rarely shows up.

 

[Ducks DVM]

Strome Giveth, then taketh.

Hah

 

[Static]

Well that was an awful shift.

 

[The Midnight Burrito]

Good news: we're scoring on one out of every 4 shots.
Bad news: we're on pace for 9 shots.

 

[Leonardo87]

Hah

So whats the over/under for Tim Stutzle dives?

 

[Deuce22]

Lundy you rock!

 

[slippingsloth]

Gj lunde. Top line center. Pk killer and penalty dra-er

 

[Ducks DVM]

Take that, Canadian prostitute!

 

[The Midnight Burrito]

Gudas has taken a couple huge runs at tkachuk already and I hope he gets him at some point. I really don't care if he takes a penalty.

 

[Deuce22]

So whats the over/under for Tim Stutzle dives?

Greater than Duck shots on goal.

 

[Hockey Duckie]

Mac’s 53% on the dot? Surprising to me

That workout program over the summer helped him out on the dot.

Last year: 42.3% (307/725)
This year: 53.1% (373/703)

And his offense also improved too.

Next year, work on legs to stay more upright and improve defensive awareness.

 

[la patineuse]

Good news: we're scoring on one out of every 4 shots.
Bad news: we're on pace for 9 shots.

And Ottawa only has 9. Are these two teams going to set a record for fewest combined SOG in an NHL game?

Okay refs.

 

[navyduck]

I am going to do it. The least shots on goal total in a game combined.

 

[Static]

LOL at that call. Same kid who dove earlier.

 

[TheGoodShepard1]

Look at these guys hitting the deck lol, what an embarrassment.

 

[Bender66]

These are 2 truly horrible teams

 

[Ducks DVM]

Don’t he basically trip himself there?

 

[Deuce22]

Feel a stick touch you, fall down.

 

[Bender66]

Insert Brendan Gallagher video where he calls stutzle a p***y for diving every time someone breathes on him lol

 

[190Octane]

I am going to do it. The least shots on goal total in a game combined.

Just noticed… 14 total over halfway through. Impressive.

 

[la patineuse]

Don’t he basically trip himself there?

Minty's stick in the vacinity.

 

[Leonardo87]

These are 2 truly horrible teams

We are missing half our forwards right now. This is just a game where you can’t really take seriously except for individual efforts.

Ducks would not be this terrible if they were at least close to healthy most of the season.

 

[Static]

Isnt Ottawa trying to be good this year? Yikes

 

[la patineuse]

Yeah Gawdin is not ready for the NHL.