GDT: #50 - 01/25/18 | Rangers @ Sharks | 10:30 - NBCSCA, MSG 2

[nyr2k2]

Too vanilla

All sizzle but no steak. Moar toffness needed.

 

[EdJovanovski]

7-3 NYR

DeAngelous
Nash (2)
Buchnevich
Zibanejad
Grabner
Miller

 

[Irishguy42]

We traded him for a pick because he's a UFA. We're tanking for halleJOKEL

Worth it, tbh

 

[NYR]

OK OK..Before you ask..

Tonight's Dinner


Drunken Noodles!!


Recipe as follows:


You pick up the phone, call the very nice local Asian lady then order the,

"Drunken Noodles"


Have it delivered.


While you're waiting for your very special delivery, you poor some bourbon into a rocks glass and you drink it until the food comes.


Very nice Asian lady arrives, you say Hai, she say Hai Hai and you tip her, she go.


B-o-u-r-b-o-n..... again..


Eat your food quick before the game starts so you don't have tears in your noodle bcuz soggy noodle is not a good noodle.


More burp-bourbon..Etc


After that..You come on HF and yell at everyone because our team SUCKS!


#Profit

 

[Fitzy]

The playoff odds can't be great at this point given NYR's injuries, position, home-away records and games remaining.

Like 25% or less.

 

[GlasgowNewYorkRanger]

That is terrifyingly brilliant! Can this be stickied?

 

[Leetch Fan]

OK OK..Before you ask..

Tonight's Dinner


Drunken Noodles!!


Recipe as follows:


You pick up the phone, call the very nice local Asian lady then order the,

"Drunken Noodles"


Have it delivered.


While you're waiting for your very special delivery, you poor some bourbon into a rocks glass and you drink it until the food comes.


Very nice Asian lady arrives, you say Hai, she say Hai Hai and you tip her, she go.


B-o-u-r-b-o-n..... again..


Eat your food quick before the game starts so you don't have tears in your noodle bcuz soggy noodle is not a good noodle.


More burp-bourbon..Etc


After that..You come on HF and yell at everyone because our team SUCKS!


#Profit

That's f***ing amazing.

 

[NYR]

"You can say it's a lack of preparation, but that's BS; it's a lack of competitiveness, we do not play hard enough. I don't have the explanation for it. I don't know if it's us not holding each other accountable, or what, but it's a total lack of respect for our fans and the organization. It's a joke." -- Sean Avery

Apparently Sean Avery said this on this date 8 years ago.

#Truth!

 

[aufheben]

I'm here to watch DeAngelo and Buchnevich

Honestly this is where I'm at too.

 

[Mac n Gs]

OK OK..Before you ask..

Tonight's Dinner


Drunken Noodles!!


Recipe as follows:


You pick up the phone, call the very nice local Asian lady then order the,

"Drunken Noodles"


Have it delivered.


While you're waiting for your very special delivery, you poor some bourbon into a rocks glass and you drink it until the food comes.


Very nice Asian lady arrives, you say Hai, she say Hai Hai and you tip her, she go.


B-o-u-r-b-o-n..... again..


Eat your food quick before the game starts so you don't have tears in your noodle bcuz soggy noodle is not a good noodle.


More burp-bourbon..Etc


After that..You come on HF and yell at everyone because our team SUCKS!


#Profit

It’s even better when you read this as Rick Sanchez typing this out

 

[Loff]

Thanks, Aufy! We'll win tonight.

 

[Doctyl]

Will be an interesting predicament if the Rangers win 10-1 or something.

This happens like once a year

 

[Doctyl]

So did Loffen quit?

Wouldnt you? He puts more effort into the GDTs than the team does into hockey.

 

[NYR]

That's ****ing amazing.

It’s even better when you read this as Rick Sanchez typing this out

Bulgogi tomorrow night.
I'm stoked!

 

[NYR]

Ugh..I'm still laughing at the AV shark thing.
So f***ing funny.
Good stuff!

 

[Samuel Culper III]

A Rangers game on my night off! I’ve had two Dogfish Head Palo Santo Maron imperial brown ales clocking in at 12% ABV. I’ll kill off this 4 pack by the end of the first. Then maybe add some bourbon depending on how we look.

 

[aufheben]

Thanks, Aufy! We'll win tonight.

No prob man, literally just copy/pasted the game preview on NHL.com.

 

[nyr2k2]

3-1 shootout win, Kreider hatty.

 

[Samuel Culper III]

3-1 shootout win, Kreider hatty.

Huh, 3-1 shootout?

 

[Doctyl]

Ugh..I'm still laughing at the AV shark thing.
So ****ing funny.
Good stuff!

This.

@Ail is the GOAT

 

[Bob Richards]

Huh, 3-1 shootout?

Chris Kreider will need to score a goal, hit a triple, average a 9.5 in the bikini competition and scream, UNO! before the game's conclusion.

 

[nyr2k2]

Huh, 3-1 shootout?

Yeah, I guess the 4-1 OTL is more likely, but I'm feeling optimistic tonight.

 

[Paulie Walnutz]

OK OK..Before you ask..

Tonight's Dinner


Drunken Noodles!!


Recipe as follows:


You pick up the phone, call the very nice local Asian lady then order the,

"Drunken Noodles"


Have it delivered.


While you're waiting for your very special delivery, you poor some bourbon into a rocks glass and you drink it until the food comes.


Very nice Asian lady arrives, you say Hai, she say Hai Hai and you tip her, she go.


B-o-u-r-b-o-n..... again..


Eat your food quick before the game starts so you don't have tears in your noodle bcuz soggy noodle is not a good noodle.


More burp-bourbon..Etc


After that..You come on HF and yell at everyone because our team SUCKS!


#Profit

If anyone on here wants to try a killer mixed drink, try vodka and Gatorade. You get f***ed up and don’t get hung over because the Gatorade offsets the headaches. New Amsterdam has a 100 proof/50% alcohol bottle, it will knock you the f*** out. I get the god damn munchies off it, I’ll eat those Taco Bell mini chicken quesadillas by the truck load when I’m drunk.

 

[Samuel Culper III]

Yeah, I guess the 4-1 OTL is more likely, but I'm feeling optimistic tonight.

I honestly didn’t even notice you said Kreider. I did mention I’d been drinking haha. I’m tracking now. It just took me a minute.

 

[NYRFAN218]

I can’t stop watching that gif