I remember being sloshed at Rick's one Saturday night. This particular Saturday night was May 10, 2003. Easy to recall because it was the day Jed Ortmeyer signed with the Rangers and the internet exists. He and my GF were friends, but he hadn't met me. And I was all excited for him, stumbling on over to him, giving him some stupid, slurred congrats and then giving him a hug lol. He was super cool about it, but probably thinking, 'ok, that's enough, get the hell away from me.' I remember thinking in my drunken state, 'he doesn't know me, but surely he'll figure out who I am, he knows my GF!" Like, 'yeah, jaster, sure, he'll figure it out, of course, he's a regular FBI agent who works incredibly fast.' And then I went and had probably 8 more beers and a few shots while offering a ton of high fives. Ah, college.
This was not my only embarrassing moment at Rick's, but it's sure as shit the only one I'm going to share here