Zirakzigil
The Global Hangman wishes he could be

Seriously, ban these for life.
I haven't seen LA play in some time. I do love their uniforms tho.
As great of a moment as that was for the Isles fans, I think the hockey world truly got robbed of what could have been a match up for the ages.Alternate reality '93 Finals rematch
Now see, I think those things are f-ing badass. I love the way the Kings and Knights look in them.Their silver helmets are fugly. I swear they created them to mock Vegas.
As great of a moment as that was for the Isles fans, I think the hockey world truly got robbed of what could have been a match up for the ages.
Like, this year, a McDavid vs Crosby or a MacKinnon vs Crosby match up would be amaz-balls but NOTHING compared to what a 93 Kings vs Pens SCF would have been. Fate is cruel sometimes.
Now see, I think those things are f-ing badass. I love the way the Kings and Knights look in them.
That said, I did have a mirrored shield in my day. My joke helmet is an old Jofa bucket with one of those huge Itech visors and I put that mirror wrap stuff on it. Looks hilariously atrocious.
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Seriously, ban these for life.
Except LA had theirs first. They were worn at the stadium series games against Colorado.Their silver helmets are fugly. I swear they created them to mock Vegas.
Mark Donk and Buzz FlibbetI always laugh at that quote about "unknown Penguins scrubs" getting points with Malkin, something like "Malking being flanked by Buzz Lightyear and Tank Tucan and I look and they each have 20 goals".
You could write a similar one about Penguins vs other teams' 2nd-3rd-4th string goalies.
"And ANOTHER series of world-class highlight reel saves from Snark Cheesebone against Sidney Crosby, Jake Guentzel, and Evgeni Malkin! That makes it 89 shots against and 89 saves to keep the score at 1-0. If you recall, Snark was sweeping the floors when approached by the visiting team to be the starter tonight. Having played Junior B level hockey in North Macedonia one season 10 years ago, he felt he was up to the challenge and boy has he delivered."
Was about to say lol. Coming out just barely moving his feet at all. Not a good signSid already in coast mode....