Ah shit, here we go again
Round 1, let it begin
Lets start off with a dub
Won't be long and they'll be hittin' the strip club
Esposito can't pronounce Bobrovsky's name
Bobbarofsky, Bobroffsky, to him it all sounds the same
I wonder if lil bro finally grew up
Living in our shadows, still without a cup
Matthew, you're not supposed to chew the mouthpiece
Your brother Brady could pass as Sloth's niece
This is gonna resemble fight club quick
All their star players, but they lack a Big Dick Nick
Tkachuk, Reinhart, Barkov
I raise you Point, Stamkos, and Mr. Nikita Kucherov
Vasy
Don't be assy
Surprise us and win game one
Or else I wrote this just for fun
Time to close this one out with a bang
Over/under two bench jumps from Darren Pang?