What's that sound? Kypreos crying?
Or another year of be-leaf dying?
Phantom calls, dives and sweaty arm pits
Can't forget about all that when talking about these Toronto misfits
Two cups in the bag for our core
Let's show these first round attendees the door
Probably gonna lose game one, par for the course
Mitch Marner has teeth fit for a horse
Remember when Keefe expected violence?
All they ended up with was handshakes and silence
Hope we give this team a rightful punting
Please somebody smack that runt Michael Bunting
How many leafs "accidentally" post here tonight?
If you guess over five you'd probably be right
Time to wind it down and bring it to a close
Come on Bolts beat these whiny ass hoes