You've failed to present a single compelling argument for why a simple list of true statements is 'misleading'.
I have never alluded to Corsi being the only stat with any predictive value, I have simply stated the truth that it has the highest correlation to future goal differential and future wins than any single other hockey statistic and many traditional statistics combined. It is also less predictive than Expected Goals, which weights Corsi along with several other stats, both traditional and advanced.
You can present as many 'gotcha' attempts as you like, the R-squared for Corsi to future goal differential and future wins is higher than any other single statistic, proven again and again as the sample of NHL seasons since on-ice events were tracked grows. This is why Corsi continues to be weighted highly in every expected goals model, public and private.
If you want to have a conversation about the value of inputs vs outputs, or descriptive vs predictive value, then I'm open to it, bu tantruming over an argument that's already been decided is pointless. The hockey analytics 'debate' is over. Analytics won. That's why damn near every team is investing millions into it, 31 out of 32 NHL teams pay Sportlogiq for their analytics reports (which feature Corsi prominently), and why NHL teams are buying up every major 3rd party analytics site they can.
If you wholly believe in the eye test, the same test that 'proved' the Earth was flat and the Sun rotated around the Earth, then god be with you.
Finally, the idea that analytics can explain baseball but not hockey is a limitation of your imagination, not of math or statistics. Hockey is not magic. Rest assured if math and statistics could put man into space, they can certainly be used to understand and quantify whacking a rubber puck into a net with a stick.