Salary Cap: '24-'25 Salary Thread: Crosbicles Volume MMXXVI: Sid is Still Goat

[McGroarty2]

Didn’t Frank criticize the return Dubas got for Smith? But it’s okay when NYR get less???

Frank has a micro penis.

 

[PensFutures]

Robertson kind of sucks

Yeah but if we get Nick now, his brother will sign here in 2027 to play with him, Marner, Rantanen, Chychrun, Brandt Clarke, and Brad Marchand....

 

[IcedCapp]

Frank has a micro penis.

Well that’s what I heard!!!!

 

[Empoleon8771]

Didn’t Frank criticize the return Dubas got for Smith? But it’s okay when NYR get less???

Frank pays someone else to f*** his wife as he watches

 

[Malkinstheman]

Good thing you dont have to worry about signing Rakell!

 

[Deport Ogie]

Robertson kind of sucks

But his brother is good and as we all remember from the Pens having Sean Pronger in 1998, sometimes that is enough.

 

[Pens x]

Hfboards late last season:
We luv Bunting. He’s wonderrrful!

Hfboards now: Bunting is trash.

 

[IcedCapp]

Frank pays someone else to f*** his wife as he watches

Is…. That not normal?? Am I not supposed to be paying him???

 

[CheckingLineCenter]

Rantanen hates liberals - confirmed.

 

[Randy Butternubs]

Hfboards late last season:
We luv Bunting. He’s wonderrrful!

Hfboards now: Bunting is trash.

You, always: I hate everything

 

[Empoleon8771]

I really think it ends up being Rakell to LA at this point. It seems like the only guys available that fit what they're looking for are Tuch, Palmieri, Boeser and Rakell, and I don't think they have what Buffalo would want for Tuch and Vancouver probably doesn't trade Boeser in the division.

This deadline really seems to be far more teams are looking for top-6 scorers than top-6 scorers are available. I think Dubas would have to be turning down some terrific offers for Rakell to not be traded before the deadline.

 

[Deport Ogie]

Wore 82 in Nashville. We are ROBBED of a Martin Straka redux.

Is…. That not normal?? Am I not supposed to be paying him???

Just the tip.

 

[Randy Butternubs]

Just the tip.

Tipping culture has gotten out of hand.

 

[Big Friggin Dummy]

Sounds like you want to trade for Rakell real bad, Blake. Better ante up to make sure you secure that dude that's almost on pace for 40 goals, buddy. Clock's tickin'.

 

[WheresRamziAbid]

Frank pays someone else to f*** his wife as he watches

Thought that was DK

 

[Old Gregg]

Thought that was DK

They pay each other to sleep with their wives

 

[Big Friggin Dummy]

DK doesn't pay anybody, man. Be serious.

 

[Le Magnifique 66]

Is it only me that thinks of Novak as a tennis player? lol

 

[Deport Ogie]

DK doesn't pay anybody, man. Be serious.

He pays contingent, they have to claim 1099 based on the number of....you know what nevermind.

 

[Randy Butternubs]

Frank has a micro penis.

Like, in a jar on his mantle?

 

[SEALBound]

More good news for us.

I'm betting Boeser to LA as their big splash though.

 

[pensfan71]

More good news for us.

I'm betting Boeser to LA as their big splash though.

I saw a tweet saying the interest in Boeser is lukewarm at best

 

[Le Magnifique 66]

Smith probably going to go back to Vegas!!

He is younger and has more goals than Smith this year. I expect a very similar pick in return, 3rd or 4th rounder..

This one was so easy to predict, wish I could have bet on it!!!

 

[Empoleon8771]

More good news for us.

I'm betting Boeser to LA as their big splash though.

 

[SEALBound]

Again, good news for us.