GDT: #24 - 03/10/2013 | New York Rangers @ Washington Capitals | 12:30 PM - NBC

[5 4 Fighting]

Much bigger joke than Biron in net.

 

[truebluegoalie]

Gaborik- "...What....the hell...is a check?"

He knows what a check is. It is that thing he cashes every two weeks to play like crap.

 

[Blueshirt Believer]

I can't put the blame on Torts for what we are watching. I don't know what the hell this is...

Our Dmen can't handle the puck at all...

 

[The Gloaming]

Good job G!

 

[PlamsUnlimited]

So much Aids right now.

Our offense has the hiv.

I don't know what this team's major malfunction is. We could be so much better.

 

[rholt168]

Did Hamerlik and Girardi switch jerseys? It looks like he's skating in mud.

 

[Chimpradamus]

Nothing to do with System, the Dmen look like they are sleepwalking...

Our top 6 is packed with skilled players and our bottom 6 is packed with offensive black holes. Yet every line is ordered to grind and we're one of the worst offensive teams in the league. Why can't the top lines play a puck possession style instead of the usesless dump, grind and turn the puck over strategy?

When Torts arrived here, he said "safe is death". Now he has a defensive system even more defense oriented than Renney and Renney had garbage to work with. How many skill players does he need in the lineup before he dares to start playing the hockey he was brought here to coach?

 

[Dorado*]

I'm on my first beer . A six point a brownstone ale

 

[Doctyl]

thank you marty

 

[TheRedViper]

Back to Marty Brodeur? Doc just called Holtby Brodeur....

He didn't call him Brodeur, he was referencing how the play was reminiscent to that of Odelein to Brodeur.

 

[Machinehead]

Ovie with a PPG comin up

Should we be so lucky. It'll probably be Chimera or Carlson or some guy nobody's ever heard of

 

[Ail]

Two plays in a row they left that guy on the left wide open, first time it was Ovechkin.

 

[The Gloaming]

Why the mother**** is Carlson alone in front???

 

[Blueshirt Believer]

Rangers aren't controlling pucks, they are slapping them with their sticks. They look like pee wee players..

 

[PlamsUnlimited]

Did Biron just stop it 5 hole

 

[5 4 Fighting]

Pierre just called out the team. Great job.

 

[Kokoschka]

Good clear by Stepan.

 

[Megustaelhockey]

Two plays in a row they left that guy on the left wide open, first time it was Ovechkin.

I screamed "Carlson" out loud.

 

[Maineice11]

biron is playing huge right now HUGE....BIG SAVES!!!!

cmon rangers kill off the rest of the penalty and then go take it over!!!

 

[PlamsUnlimited]

We get thrown off the puck so easily.

 

[Dorado*]

Spiked
Pitchforked
Waffle boarded
Drive
Careened
Blah blah blah Princeton Ivy League Crosby blah blah Marty Brodeur blah blah Ovie

 

[Machinehead]

I screamed "Carlson" out loud.

With all the goals he scores against us, I do that in my sleep

 

[Kakko]

Was gonna ask if they're trying to lose.

Nope. They're not trying at all

 

[rholt168]

Gabby Richards Nash back together?

 

[PlamsUnlimited]

Was gonna ask if they're trying to lose.

Nope. They're not trying at all

Formula for success apparently. We look like zombies.