2025 NHL Draft: Lose a ton for Porter Martone

[timorous me]

Break like a wafer?

Should've trademarked this one when I had the chance.

 

[Makoshark]

Yeah that's my favorite one too

 

[Lebanezer]

play like a wafer for Schaefer

Eat your wafer, pray for Schaefer.

 

[TheBeard]

So, little fact about me. I make porn for a living and we do a lot of parodies and I've named them all.

 

[weastern bias]

So, little fact about me. I make porn for a living and we do a lot of parodies and I've named them all.

 

[vortexy]

Chicago get a point tonight and we are officially last in the NHL currently! Chicago also has 2 games in hand and hold the regulation wins tiebreaker if needed (13 we have 10)

 

[DG93]

Chicago get a point tonight and we are officially last in the NHL currently! Chicago also has 2 games in hand and hold the regulation wins tiebreaker if needed (13 we have 10)
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Islanders and Kraken both with wins today too moving them to 11pt ahead of SJ with 1-3 games in hand. That leaves Buffalo/Nashville at 5 (3-4 games in hand), Anaheim at 8 (3 games in hand), and of course Shitcago (2 games in hand as you mentioned). Teams starting to separate themselves a bit...if Nashville wins these next 2 + Buffalo picks it up, we're in business.

 

[Sandisfan]

Islanders and Kraken both with wins today too moving them to 11pt ahead of SJ with 1-3 games in hand. That leaves Buffalo/Nashville at 5 (3-4 games in hand), Anaheim at 8 (3 games in hand), and of course Shitcago (2 games in hand as you mentioned). Teams starting to separate themselves a bit...if Nashville wins these next 2 + Buffalo picks it up, we're in business.

Any game involving our rivals against each other, I am all in for Three point Games.

 

[dmcccdmn]

Chicago get a point tonight and we are officially last in the NHL currently! Chicago also has 2 games in hand and hold the regulation wins tiebreaker if needed (13 we have 10)
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This is the 2nd best news of the season so far. Sharks need to stay at the bottom for the rest of the season. Send Askarov down, trade Granlund, put Celebrini in as goalie. Do anything to keep us in last place.

 

[Cas]

This is the 2nd best news of the season so far. Sharks need to stay at the bottom for the rest of the season. Send Askarov down, trade Granlund, put Celebrini in as goalie. Do anything to keep us in last place.

We'll be fine.

 

[TheBeard]

We'll be fine.

I feel like dmc only wants to root for last place teams.

First film I ever did was a Big Lebowski XXX Parody

 

[Anomie2029]

We'll be fine.

We are already safely last with those players playing… Of course we’ll be fine.