2025 NHL Draft: Lose a ton for Porter Martone

[coooldude]

Dick-related puns are kinda borderline, but I think they're acceptable so long as they aren't specifically about Sam Dickinson the person.

Anything specifically discussing the genitalia of teenagers or sexual acts around teenagers (ie get hard for Bedard) is extremely gross.

Also around sports in general... Like, let's not get hard about anything hockey related. At a MINIMUM it is an ineffective state in which to play hockey, but seriously, I just never got it.

 

[StanleyCup2035]

Do you not feel weird typing vivid descriptions of 17 year old children's genitalia? Seriously.

Yes. I shouldn't have. I erased it, and agree to be way more careful in the future.
And you shouldn't have posted this either
Please, Dickinson Pick was my father. Call me Dick Pic.

 

[karltonian]

Wouldn't you have to NOT be hard to get bedard?

 

[Juxtaposer]

Yes. I shouldn't have. I erased it, and agree to be way more careful in the future.
And you shouldn't have posted this either
Please, Dickinson Pick was my father. Call me Dick Pic.

If it really honestly bothers you, I will delete my post. But can you honestly not see the difference between me posting a silly pun that had nothing to do with Dickinson as a person and you posting a thread title proposal that graphically describes a 17 year old's bits? I think there's a significant difference here.

 

[hohosaregood]

The only dick jokes that I couldn't avoid was when we had Blackwood and Kahkonen. Too easy.

 

[StanleyCup2035]

If it really honestly bothers you, I will delete my post. But can you honestly not see the difference between me posting a silly pun that had nothing to do with Dickinson as a person and you posting a thread title proposal that graphically describes a 17 year old's bits? I think there's a significant difference here.

No, we are good. You're absolutely right, there is a difference, mine was way way worse, which is why I deleted it. Apologies to everyone!

 

[Grinner]

No, we are good. You're absolutely right, there is a difference, mine was way way worse, which is why I deleted it. Apologies to everyone!

You posts are Always welcomed here.
Warts and all

 

[Barrie22]

You posts are Always welcomed here.
Warts and all

Nope if he has warts he has to be locked away for good, those things are contagious

 

[DG93]

You posts are Always welcomed here.
Warts and all

But where are those warts located...ah nevermind

 

[StanleyCup2035]

Back to the draft. Seems like it’s clear who the Sharks should pick at each pick. If they get 1st overall after the lottery — Schaefer. 2nd - Hagens. 3rd — Misa 4th - Martone 5th — baby Eklund.

 

[Hangemhigh]

Suffer for Schaefer.

Misa be a Shark. with a picture of Jar Jar.

 

[Juxtaposer]

Martone puts up a Gordie Howe hat trick in the OHL top draft prospects game. Clearly flexing that Tkachuk comp in front of the scouts.

 

[YUPPY 2 7 10 11]

Suffer for Schaefer.

Misa be a Shark. with a picture of Jar Jar.

I picture in Korean BBQ