Every year, I send out my Madden playbook to the top 15 or so QBs on a combined Big Board. But what I also do is that I tape a tasteful picture of myself to the last page (attached). Then when I talk to the QBs, a few of them, really studious types, the Bo Nix kind, guy you'd want to date your daughter, always mention the picture and laugh about it.
More of them don't mention it, then get embarrassed when I do, because they clearly didn't read through the playbook.
Shedeur Sanders didn't mention the picture. Then when I brought it up, he pretended he had seen it. He lied about reading the playbook, trojansoilers. And then when confronted with the truth, he lied again.
By the way, in all this time I've done this, only one guy has ever mailed me back the picture with a compliment of my accentuated glutes. Wanna know who that guy was?
Derek Carr.