GDT: 2024 NHL Draft - (1st Round - 6/28 at 7PM ET and Remainder of Draft - 6/29 at 11:30AM ET)

[Captain Dave Poulin]

OK, hear me out.

1. Pat Verbeek (lol) wants Sennecke.
2. We call the Ducks.
3. Offer them the gingerest c*** we have.
4. Explain to Verbeek that he can have both Sennecke and that orange c*** by swapping places with us.
5. "PHI trades Owen Tippett and #12OA to ANA for #3OA."
6. Wait for it ...
7. "Philadelphia is proud to select Ivan Demidov."
8. Mass ejaculation.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Sco Desert Ducks.

 

[BigToe]

I’ll never understand why they don’t immediately walk up and make the first pick

 

[Chinatown88]

I’ll never understand why they don’t immediately walk up and make the first pick

Cause they gotta pay bills

 

[GKJ]

Sharks not even pretending to look like our time isn’t being wasted

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Pat Verbeek has a type and the Flyers brass is probably punching air wishing they'd have hired him.

You are up

(There's no rush - just do it tomorrow)

 

[CerpinTaxt]

I’ll never understand why they don’t immediately walk up and make the first pick

For the suspense.

 

[bennysflyers16]

Trade hot rod and get more ammo

 

[Beef Invictus]

I do love the sphere

 

[BigToe]

Cause they gotta pay bills

Bills suck. All my homies hate bills.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Veggie. He also asked for a side of pomodoro sauce.

Isn't that a type of saddle?

 

[FatTugboatFlahr]

This drone camera makes it look like we're about to hear Palpatine.

 

[Magua]

I wish all teams were obligated to make their selections in limerick form. Short and sweet.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

All this money and 7 people in that arena went to a capable tailor.

 

[Chinatown88]

Only two people. Dope don't need the whole table.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

They picked Joe Thornton?

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Look at this mangy trophy repellent.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Ugh cowards

 

[Chinatown88]

Who is this guy cheering so damn loud?

 

[Danko]

this sharks fan in the background audio has to go

 

[Pablo Sanchez]

This guy practically screaming into the mic haha

 

[flyers0909]

Hahahah that guy could not look more like he sounds

 

[santapore]

f***ing annoying guy...ruining this...

Who is this guy cheering so damn loud?

 

[bennysflyers16]

how big is he ?

 

[Cody Webster]

Someone find that asshole anew seat away from the mic please