2024-25 FPHL Season Thread

[JMCx4]

After a 3 in 3 against Athens, the Dashers are now at 33 losses in a row with no end in sight. four games coming up, two against each division leader. 19 more games left in this season for them.

What's the over/under on Dashers HC surviving the rest of the season? Otherwise PKB LLC may poach them for extra HC Venom skaters.

 

[VaCaps Fan]

I will coach them..,

 

[JMCx4]

I will coach them..,

Poster, coach thyself.

 

[Atlantian]

I will coach them..,

Can't make it any worse

 

[VaCaps Fan]

Barry Soskin going to buy them too?

 

[JMCx4]

Barry Soskin going to buy them too?

Barry Soskin is well known to the Danville city government folks. I reckon some of them would balk at welcoming him back to town.

 

[JMCx4]

 

[VaCaps Fan]

Never change FPHL..

 

[JMCx4]

Last full month of The Fed's regular season play begins tonight. See below the current Division Standings.

Points > Wins > Win % > Head to Head (Old) > Goal Differential
x - Clinched playoff spot


Black Bears qualified for the playoffs before anyone else, not hard to do when you have just 4 losses in 42 games played with a 107 points total before the first spring flowers are in bloom. Meanwhile the Thunderbirds have a 12-point lead in the Continental, followed by a surprising #2 Athens Rock Lobsters in their inaugural season. Not bad for a team who had to postpone their home opener due to arena code violations ... not a surprise condition for a league who will play anywhere/anytime/anyhole ...

And back to the Empire Division, Danville HC is still waiting for their Lucky #7 point of the season burdened by a 1-35-3-0-0 record. For whom that bell tolls ...

 

[JMCx4]

A couple of recent (though sadly typical) tales from The Fed, courtesy of Minor Pro Hero & Christian Gardecki ...

• What is going on in Mississippi?
• Let’s talk about the situation in Danville with the Dashers

 

[GindyDraws]

A couple of recent (though sadly typical) tales from The Fed, courtesy of Minor Pro Hero & Christian Gardecki ...

• What is going on in Mississippi?
• Let’s talk about the situation in Danville with the Dashers

Mississippi seems to be a case of short-sighted owners thinking that hockey in the south alone is worth the appeal, when in reality it's a harder sell made worse by the team consistently sucking.

As for Danville, well... It's Barry Soskin. Do you need anything else?