Rumor: 2024-2025 Trade Rumors and Free Agency Talk | Part Deux

[Pokecheque]

Wait, what?????

Yeah you can look it up. Basically they were all gathered around a fire pit, the GF used lighter fluid to stoke the flames, the flames crawled up the stream and set the whole bottle on fire and in a panic she threw it and it hit this poor woman right in the face. Burned the shit outta her face and chest. I think her BF grabbed a dog bowl or something to put it out and I want to say that saved her life. The woman sued for $8 million in 2019, and they filed a defense, honestly if that’s all she was asking for then Ceci should’ve paid it or just tried like hell to settle. Maybe they did, I don’t know, Canadian courts are notoriously slow as we all know from the Bertuzzi/Moore fiasco.

 

[hockeyfish]

Yeah you can look it up. Basically they were all gathered around a fire pit, the GF used lighter fluid to stoke the flames, the flames crawled up the stream and set the whole bottle on fire and in a panic she threw it and it hit this poor woman right in the face. Burned the shit outta her face and chest. I think her BF grabbed a dog bowl or something to put it out and I want to say that saved her life. The woman sued for $8 million in 2019, and they filed a defense, honestly if that’s all she was asking for then Ceci should’ve paid it or just tried like hell to settle. Maybe they did, I don’t know, Canadian courts are notoriously slow as we all know from the Bertuzzi/Moore fiasco.

Holy jeezus. That’s wild, I have no memory of that happening.

 

[CobraAcesS]

Yeah you can look it up. Basically they were all gathered around a fire pit, the GF used lighter fluid to stoke the flames, the flames crawled up the stream and set the whole bottle on fire and in a panic she threw it and it hit this poor woman right in the face. Burned the shit outta her face and chest. I think her BF grabbed a dog bowl or something to put it out and I want to say that saved her life. The woman sued for $8 million in 2019, and they filed a defense, honestly if that’s all she was asking for then Ceci should’ve paid it or just tried like hell to settle. Maybe they did, I don’t know, Canadian courts are notoriously slow as we all know from the Bertuzzi/Moore fiasco.

I wonder if he followed through with the marriage lol.

 

[Pokecheque]

I wonder if he followed through with the marriage lol.

I’ll admit I used to do something similar with my charcoal grill back at my old man’s house but in my defense if anyone had gotten burned it would have just been me. I don’t know why you’d need to do that with a damn fire pit.

And yes they got married roughly two years after that happened and have a kid. I think Mark Stone is married to her sister.

 

[myperbixhurts]

There's less cap accrual that way and more teams that haven't ruled out making the playoffs yet, so most likely you'd get considerably less trades with an earlier deadline.

Yeah, I thought of that too after my post. Oh well, most trades get done early anyway so..

 

[Alienblood]

If the target is going to be a guy like Nelson, we better not be trading Mitts for them. It would be better to just retain him, add the UFA C and just run 4 deep

The Islanders need a player back cause they'll most likely be buying

 

[Pokecheque]

The Islanders need a player back cause they'll most likely be buying

Oh Lordy it’d be awesome beyond belief if they went and got Pettersson.

 

[CobraAcesS]

I’ll admit I used to do something similar with my charcoal grill back at my old man’s house but in my defense if anyone had gotten burned it would have just been me. I don’t know why you’d need to do that with a damn fire pit.

And yes they got married roughly two years after that happened and have a kid. I think Mark Stone is married to her sister.

I've done it too, but the key is to use the bottle like a squirt gun. Stand back and send a burst into the fire lol.

If some of the wood is a little wet sometimes it's enough to help get it going.

 

[myperbixhurts]

Yeah you can look it up. Basically they were all gathered around a fire pit, the GF used lighter fluid to stoke the flames, the flames crawled up the stream and set the whole bottle on fire and in a panic she threw it and it hit this poor woman right in the face. Burned the shit outta her face and chest. I think her BF grabbed a dog bowl or something to put it out and I want to say that saved her life. The woman sued for $8 million in 2019, and they filed a defense, honestly if that’s all she was asking for then Ceci should’ve paid it or just tried like hell to settle. Maybe they did, I don’t know, Canadian courts are notoriously slow as we all know from the Bertuzzi/Moore fiasco.

for 8 mill, I’d burn my own face…

Actually now that I thought about it, I probably wouldn’t. How the hell can you burn your own face on purpose. Impossible

 

[CobraAcesS]

Oh Lordy it’d be awesome beyond belief if they went and got Pettersson.

Barzal out of the fire and into the frying pan lol.

for 8 mill, I’d burn my own face

The larger issue is the super heated air going into your lungs. Hold your breath lol.

 

[myperbixhurts]

Barzal out of the fire and into the frying pan lol.



The larger issue is the super heated air going into your lungs. Hold your breath lol.

Actually I wouldn’t do that. No way you can set your own face on fire

 

[CobraAcesS]

for 8 mill, I’d burn my own face…

Actually now that I thought about it, I probably wouldn’t. How the hell can you burn your own face on purpose. Impossible

There were two Darwin award patients in the UofM trauma burn unit when I did my rotation.

One had plugged in a box fan to clear out a shed after a gas leak.

The other had looked down the tube of one of those newer big mortar style fireworks when it didn't go off.

Neither was expected to ever wake up.

 

[hockeyfish]

Can’t help but think of how bad Dallas f***ed up there. A cup contending team with that much cap space is almost unheard of. They used almost all of it and their 1st to get a top 6 forward who is mostly a mirage and one of the worst defenders in the league.

 

[SoundwaveIsCharisma]

The Islanders need a player back cause they'll most likely be buying

If the Islanders are buying there’s no point talking about Nelson in the first place

 

[CobraAcesS]

If the Islanders are buying there’s no point talking about Nelson in the first place

Yeah, and they're hurting for cash.

 

[myperbixhurts]

There were two Darwin award patients in the UofM trauma burn unit when I did my rotation.

One had plugged in a box fan to clear out a shed after a gas leak.

The other had looked down the tube of one of those newer big mortar style fireworks when it didn't go off.

Neither was expected to ever wake up.

Damn

 

[Alienblood]

Oh Lordy it’d be awesome beyond belief if they went and got Pettersson.

Can they go that big ? Islanders are my brothers favorite team

If the Islanders are buying there’s no point talking about Nelson in the first place

That's what I'm thinking. You know Lou will give Roy something

 

[CobraAcesS]

Can they go that big ? Islanders are my brothers favorite team


That's what I'm thinking. You know Lou will give Roy something

I bet Vancouver would take Barzal if they're for sure still moving Petty. I have my doubts they will though.

Which would be funny, because Barzal doesn't do great with defensive minded coaches.

 

[Cousin Eddie]

If they still had Byram they could make a play for Petey. I just don’t think the Avs have the assets to outbid other teams for him.

 

[myperbixhurts]

Mitts+ for Barzal

 

[lionsDen]

I don’t understand the obsession with EP. Whole it miller maybe mostly to blame EP had a role in it, hard hard pass. High cost in salary and assets

 

[hockeyfish]

Mitts+ for Barzal

I’d do it. Barzel is a hell of a skater and one of the best puck handlers in the league. He has some issues, but like Necas, would be a great fit on this team.

 

[myperbixhurts]

If Barzal is available, he’d make a lot of sense for the Avs. His age at 27 fits in with the Avs core, and he’d be the long term 2C solition for us. Plus he’s another speedy player that would fit into Avs system nicely

 

[CobraAcesS]

Mitts+ for Barzal

19 points in 29 games, 57 in 80 last year. 9.15M AAV. Signed until 2030-31

Maybe Vancouver wouldn't do that lol.

 

[Balthazar]

Islanders aren't trading Barzal for Mitts+

Just like the Blues aren't trading Thomas for Mitts+