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Pokecheque

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Come on. One of Salo's injuries was getting bitten by a snake.
Still wasn’t just sitting on the bench and getting struck by a puck, which you’d think would happen more often than it does, but sure enough it happened to him.

I don’t think the off-ice stuff counts because then you’d have to count Brendan Witt/Ossi Vaananen (hit by car), Byron Dafoe (slipped on parking lot ice), and Joe Sakic (snowblower).
 

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Still wasn’t just sitting on the bench and getting struck by a puck, which you’d think would happen more often than it does, but sure enough it happened to him.

I don’t think the off-ice stuff counts because then you’d have to count Brendan Witt/Ossi Vaananen (hit by car), Byron Dafoe (slipped on parking lot ice), and Joe Sakic (snowblower).
Fine. Take away the snake. Guy still missed over 200 games due to incessant injuries. Leclaire had nothing on Salo in that regard.
 

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I don’t think the off-ice stuff counts because then you’d have to count Brendan Witt/Ossi Vaananen (hit by car), Byron Dafoe (slipped on parking lot ice), and Joe Sakic (snowblower).
Getting bit by a venomous snake is higher than these on the unlucky scale.
Fine. Take away the snake. Guy still missed over 200 games due to incessant injuries. Leclaire had nothing on Salo in that regard.
Salo also torn a muscle in his ass while taking a slapshot.
 

Pokecheque

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I should say I don’t really have a dog in this fight. I just remember the jokes about Leclaire back in the day, it was absolutely cartoonish how many different ways that guy got hurt. And I’d argue even with the many, MANY injuries, Salo still managed nearly 900 NHL games.
 
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Balthazar

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Here's Michkov wearing a t-shirt with the Avs logo on it :sarcasm:

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expatriatedtexan

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Getting bit by a venomous snake is higher than these on the unlucky scale.

Salo also torn a muscle in his ass while taking a slapshot.
It's higher on the unlucky scale, but Joe's was an incident, not an accident. He deliberately stuck his dick-skinner in the auger in order to avoid coming back off of IR. The Avs sucked that year. :naughty:

Also, although Reeves is a piece of filth he's protected by being a "Violent Gentleman". The only hope is that Nurse is a big enough name (if not salary) to force George Parros to actually do something right for once.
 

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That was a really inexcusable hit by Reaves. It's one thing if you mistime it by a half second and catch somebody on the chin, but extending his shoulder and arms up through the head like that is clearly intent to injure.

I can't wait to see how Parros is going to apply his Princeton intellect to finding the one response that will upset everybody on the planet.
 
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