2024/2025 Around the League

[Gumballhead]

Meanwhile

Former Dallas Star Mike Ribeiro pleads guilty to indecent assault

Former Dallas Star Mike Ribeiro pleaded guilty Monday to indecent assault in Franklin County.

www.kltv.com

It’s like the universe said let’s make a somehow creepier looking Steve Buscemi and let’s top it off by making him a sex pest. I blame Portugal.

 

[S E P H]

I feel this is something that Servalli would have marketed.

 

[The Merchant]

I feel this is something that Servalli would have marketed.

lmao an absolute classic. RIP Trevor

 

[Balthazar]

So there was only one game tonight and its cancelled. Wonderful

 

[CharlesPuck]

So there was only one game tonight and its cancelled. Wonderful

It was a preseason game that was a makeup game and it was cancelled due to weather.

Season starts tomorrow.

 

[expatriatedtexan]

It was a preseason game that was a makeup game and it was cancelled due to weather.

Season starts tomorrow.

This sounds like it may come as a surprise to Buffalo and New Jersey.

Well, maybe not the Devils, but I don't think Sabres were quite ready for it begin when it did.

 

[The Moops]

I feel this is something that Servalli would have marketed.

lmao an absolute classic. RIP Trevor

WKUK had some absolute bangers. Trevor was ahead of his time

 

[Metallo]

Depending on where Milton goes, that game in Raleigh might also be in jeopardy. It could also go south far enough to impact the Panthers.

Milton goes to the basement. Storage B.

 

[Pokecheque]

Meanwhile

Former Dallas Star Mike Ribeiro pleads guilty to indecent assault

Former Dallas Star Mike Ribeiro pleaded guilty Monday to indecent assault in Franklin County.

www.kltv.com

Honestly I thought he was dead by now.

 

[The Moops]

Meanwhile

Former Dallas Star Mike Ribeiro pleads guilty to indecent assault

Former Dallas Star Mike Ribeiro pleaded guilty Monday to indecent assault in Franklin County.

www.kltv.com

Was just talking to my buddy about this. He used to work for a team Ribeiro played for, and heard "from a really good source" that Ribeiro got really drunk at a team party and banged the wife of the GM and that's why he got traded to Dallas.

 

[S E P H]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1843323260647391709

 

[expatriatedtexan]

Was just talking to my buddy about this. He used to work for a team Ribeiro played for, and heard "from a really good source" that Ribeiro got really drunk at a team party and banged the wife of the GM and that's why he got traded to Dallas.

I'll never understand people that shit where they eat.

 

[Grigowski]

Was just talking to my buddy about this. He used to work for a team Ribeiro played for, and heard "from a really good source" that Ribeiro got really drunk at a team party and banged the wife of the GM and that's why he got traded to Dallas.

We all know whats wrong with Ribeiro..

But what on earth is wrong with with the "wife" ffs?

 

[Balthazar]

Was just talking to my buddy about this. He used to work for a team Ribeiro played for, and heard "from a really good source" that Ribeiro got really drunk at a team party and banged the wife of the GM and that's why he got traded to Dallas.

Not that I doubt your friend but Ribeiro got traded to Dallas from Montreal in 2006 and Montreal's GM at the time was Bob Gainey. His wife died of cancer 10 years earlier and he didn't remarry.

Perhaps your buddy was thinking of Chris Chelios who banged the President's wife and got traded. Same team.

Honestly I thought he was dead by now.

Looking at the pic he's halfway there.

 

[GoNordiquesGo]

Was just talking to my buddy about this. He used to work for a team Ribeiro played for, and heard "from a really good source" that Ribeiro got really drunk at a team party and banged the wife of the GM and that's why he got traded to Dallas.

That was Bob Gainey, who's wife passed of cancer way before then...
But Ribeiro's off-ice behavior was well documented, all to way to his junior days in Quebec, with Remparts/Citadelles!

Not that I doubt your friend but Ribeiro got traded to Dallas from Montreal in 2006 and Montreal's GM at the time was Bob Gainey. His wife died of cancer 10 years earlier and he didn't remarry.

Perhaps your buddy was thinking of Chris Chelios who banged the President's wife and got traded. Same team.


Looking at the pic he's halfway there.

Beat me to it...

 

[The Moops]

Not that I doubt your friend but Ribeiro got traded to Dallas from Montreal in 2006 and Montreal's GM at the time was Bob Gainey. His wife died of cancer 10 years earlier and he didn't remarry.

Perhaps your buddy was thinking of Chris Chelios who banged the President's wife and got traded. Same team.


Looking at the pic he's halfway there.

That was Bob Gainey, who's wife passed of cancer way before then...
But Ribeiro's off-ice behavior was well documented, all to way to his junior days in Quebec, with Remparts/Citadelles!


Beat me to it...

Oh shoot, he must be thinking of someone else, or maybe it wasn't the GM's wife. Or maybe he was told wrong

 

[BaconNater]

There's always a wife story lol. My favorite one is Lindros and Brind Amour and then Brindamour hit Lindros with a folding chair

 

[Pokecheque]

I seriously doubt any sane woman would, let alone someone married to an NHL executive, just jump into bed with a slobbering drunk Mike Ribeiro. More than likely he tried to hit on someone at the party or didn’t even wait for her to say yes. That’s pretty much what he’s gotten in trouble for ever since.

For all the hand-wringing that goes on around Vegas, I’ve heard of more players partying their way out of Montreal (Michael Ryder and Chris Higgins spring to mind). Kinda wish I had hit that city up when I was young enough and single enough to do so.

 

[Gumballhead]

I seriously doubt any sane woman would, let alone someone married to an NHL executive, just jump into bed with a slobbering drunk Mike Ribeiro. More than likely he tried to hit on someone at the party or didn’t even wait for her to say yes. That’s pretty much what he’s gotten in trouble for ever since.

For all the hand-wringing that goes on around Vegas, I’ve heard of more players partying their way out of Montreal (Michael Ryder and Chris Higgins spring to mind). Kinda wish I had hit that city up when I was young enough and single enough to do so.

 

[Balthazar]

https://x.com/i/web/status/1843661250749947981

 

[Ceremony]

Seravalli could get a job at the Denver Post with that level of mealy-mouthed nonsense.

 

[henchman21]

Seravalli could get a job at the Denver Post with that level of mealy-mouthed nonsense.

Ehhh maybe... I'm not sure he's good at MMA.

 

[Chileiceman]

You can't say the words "with help from..." to do anything, when said "help" is dying in a tragic accident. How does that thought even cross your brain? To edit it and say "with help from heaven" does not improve it at all. Either it doesn't change the meaning at all, or it implies that Gaudreau is in heaven willing the Blue Jackets to lose. As if he sacrificed himself so that they could win the draft lottery.

I hate the speech police, but that just breaks any rules of common decency.

 

[Balthazar]

You can't say the words "with help from..." to do anything, when said "help" is dying in a tragic accident. How does that thought even cross your brain?

You never heard about asking for help from dead people? Like asking grandpa to help you pass this test? How is that the slightest offensive?

Now asking Johnny to help you win the lottery might be stretching it but it's still fake drama.

 

[henchman21]

You never heard about asking for help from dead people? Like asking grandpa to help you pass this test? How is that the slightest offensive?

f***ing fake drama

If you knew either of my grandpas, you'd know they would be the last people I'd want help from academically.