2023 Prospect Development Camp

[raynman]

Well now I'm ready to work my goal horn off.

That sounds worse than the original.

 

[HisIceness]

I mean, the NHL (like the NFL, NBA, MLB) is a feast or be feasted on league. I'm sure they know that but it never hurts to drive the point home while also strangling a bottle of Aquafina.

 

[Bub]

That sounds worse than the original.

It's okay, I'm a doctor.*

* - not actually a doctor

 

[tarheelhockey]

Rods walking around like he is about to piss his pants

If he were anyone else in the world, other than the guy who’s famous for taking meticulous care of his body, I would truly believe Rod was tweaking 90% of the time.

I’d change subway cars if I saw some wild-eyed mf’er start pacing around strangling a water bottle.

 

[MinJaBen]

If he were anyone else in the world, other than the guy who’s famous for taking meticulous care of his body, I would truly believe Rod was tweaking 90% of the time.

I’d change subway cars if I saw some wild-eyed mf’er start pacing around strangling a water bottle.

What? Please tell me that isn't a typo and you think he is twerking....damn it, now that image is in my head and it is disturbing.

 

[Cardiac Jerks]

What? Please tell me that isn't a typo and you think he is twerking....damn it, now that image is in my head and it is disturbing.

Time for your annual eye exam, MinJaBen

 

[MinJaBen]

Time for your annual eye exam, MinJaBen

No, I read tweaking, but since I am old and can't think of a way that word makes sense in his sentence, I assumed it was a typo/autocorrect to tweaking from twerking......and there is that image again.

*shudders

Is tweaking a thing I should be aware of?

 

[A Star is Burns]

No, I read tweaking, but since I am old and can't think of a way that word makes sense in his sentence, I assumed it was a typo/autocorrect to tweaking from twerking......and there is that image again.

*shudders

Is tweaking a thing I should be aware of?

Raleigh Meth tweaker I'm guessing?

 

[DaveG]

No, I read tweaking, but since I am old and can't think of a way that word makes sense in his sentence, I assumed it was a typo/autocorrect to tweaking from twerking......and there is that image again.

*shudders

Is tweaking a thing I should be aware of?

I never thought I would say this to anyone, but you need to watch more South Park.

 

[MinJaBen]

I never thought I would say this to anyone, but you need to watch more South Park.

I have watched maybe one and a half episodes in my entire life. That seemed like enough to me.

 

[Borsig]

We have many goalies in dev camp.

I wonder....

 

[hockeynjune]

I have watched maybe one and a half episodes in my entire life. That seemed like enough to me.

This can not be said often enough.

 

[Cardiac Jerks]

I have watched maybe one and a half episodes in my entire life. That seemed like enough to me.

I watched one episode because a friend told me it had Radiohead in it. That was also enough for me.

 

[Navin R Slavin]

I never thought I would say this to anyone, but you need to watch more South Park.

Or play The Stick of Truth.

EDIT: or the Fractured But Whole. The best difficulty slider I've ever seen: when you're doing character creation, you get to set your character's skin tone, and when you move the slider the difficulty slider moves with it

 

[The Faulker 27]

Could Rod even twerk? I think it requires more than 0% body fat so he's out.

 

[MinJaBen]

Could Rod even twerk? I think it requires more than 0% body fat so he's out.

I am so sorry I even brought this up...

 

[hag65]

It’s much the same here in Ontario. In the heat of the summer we hit 40C regularly with high humidity. Some days my glasses fog up when I first step outside.

No one else thought this strange when body temp is 37C (98.6F)?

Ontario Canada Record High and Low Temperature(Celsius) Map and List - Updated November 2024

Map and List of Record High and Low Temperatures (Celsius) in Ontario Canada

www.plantmaps.com

 

[Cardiac Jerks]

No one else thought this strange when body temp is 37C (98.6F)?

Ontario Canada Record High and Low Temperature(Celsius) Map and List - Updated November 2024

Map and List of Record High and Low Temperatures (Celsius) in Ontario Canada

www.plantmaps.com

Feels like 40c with the humidity.

 

[hockeynjune]

Could Rod even twerk? I think it requires more than 0% body fat so he's out.

I do not want to know the answer to this question. The visual will be hard enough to shake.

 

[LostInaLostWorld]

So the question becomes what would Rod tweak if he were to twerk.

 

[HisIceness]

If he were anyone else in the world, other than the guy who’s famous for taking meticulous care of his body, I would truly believe Rod was tweaking 90% of the time.

I’d change subway cars if I saw some wild-eyed mf’er start pacing around strangling a water bottle.

 

[Lempo]

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Sorry, but this MF couldn't be more real.

 

[raynman]

I think they drafted Jarvis Junior

 

[LakeLivin]

Article and brief interview with Morrow at camp. I didn't realize that he's got a bit of size (6'2" 195 lbs).

https://www.newsobserver.com/sports/nhl/carolina-hurricanes/article277182003.html