Pre-Game Talk: 2023-24 Boardie Award Nominations

[NickyFotiu]

-Funniest Poster okay, @Bob Richards in general, @Tob for the ultraviolence, and @EdJovanovski in the "over the top" catagory

-Nicest Poster I find most of you to be quite nice I'll go with @NickyFotiu and @McRanger92 since I seem to have more pleasant conversations with them than anyone else

-Most Knowledgeable most of you know your shit even when I disagree with your awful awful opinions. I'm going @nyr2k2 and @Machinehead

-Angriest Poster going @SnowblindNYR here, his blood pressure probably deserves an award of its own, but even as he seethes he seems kinda adorable.

-Best New/Young Poster @noncents did come out of left field to really be a presence here

-The Edge Memorial Award for Board MVP going @Leonardo87 and @Machinehead for the way they try to keep shit from going batshit bonkers here, and @NYRob for seeming to have a bit of inside info...

- Emily Kaplan Devotion Award @will1066

I have told my girlfriend and my stepmom 3 times I'm not sweet this week. Now I'm nice? "I'm a bad man. A very bad man" (Seinfeld referrence).

 

[SingnBluesOnBroadway]

Best new/young poster award should just be renamed "Best previously banned poster who evaded detection and toned down the shitposting."

I kid.

Do you.....?

 

[Tob]

@Bob Richards funny
@LokiDog @Leonardo87 nice even though he hates free speech from time to time
Angry @SnowblindNYR, @Raspewtin underrated angry
Knowledgeable a lot of people but I wouldn't know since I barely engage in hockey analysis but homer vote to @DanielBrassard
Lifetime achievement @Machinehead has been around long enough. Tons of other old timers here though, keeping the board's values traditional
Most violent: @Tob

Missing a lot of ppl but I feel like if I nominate 3 that makes the next would be person nominated feel more slighted so I'll do just 1 or 2 tops.

 

[DialUp]

We should get participation trophies.

I paid for mine!

 

[DialUp]

Wait, who is the guy that @Boris Zubov insists is Al Trautwig? That guy should win something. The Al Trautwig Toxic Positivity Medal of Hope.

Also I nominate @GoAwayPanarin for the biggest Devils fan in disguise

 

[will1066]

My vote is for @Tob for each award.....or he deletes his account.

Tob wins the whole f***ing thing!

@Gordon Bombay

 

[bhamill]

I have told my girlfriend and my stepmom 3 times I'm not sweet this week. Now I'm nice? "I'm a bad man. A very bad man" (Seinfeld referrence).

You can be both. No worries!
BTW, who did you get deported?

 

[Clark Kellogg]

I have told my girlfriend and my stepmom 3 times I'm not sweet this week. Now I'm nice? "I'm a bad man. A very bad man" (Seinfeld referrence).

Wait? Your girlfriend is your stepmom? I’ve seen extensive videos on this subject.

 

[NickyFotiu]

You can be both. No worries!
BTW, who did you get deported?

Kidding aside thank you. Nice that we can disagree at times but respectfully. I wish there was more of that in todays world.

I thought it was Jerry but it was Newman!!! Newman is a very bad man. A very very bad man!

 

[bhamill]

Kidding aside thank you. Nice that we can disagree at times but respectfully. I wish there was more of that in todays world.

I thought it was Jerry but it was Newman!!! Newman is a very bad man. A very very bad man!

hahahaha

 

[NickyFotiu]

Wait? Your girlfriend is your stepmom? I’ve seen extensive videos on this subject.

No no no! My girlfriend is way too young for an old guy like me

 

[Tob]

Biggest Zoomer award: @EdJovanovski

 

[will1066]

Over-Sexed on Bottom-Six Award goes to @80shockeywasbuns

 

[Larrybiv]

-Funniest Poster @Tob @will1066 @Bob Richards @EdJovanovski @Kocur26

-Nicest Poster @Leonardo87 @Captain Lindy @HatTrick Swayze

-Most Knowledgeable - @NYR Viper

-Angriest Poster @Kocur26

-Best New/Young Poster @nyr2k2

-The Edge Memorial Award for Board MVP @bernmeister


In all honesty, I could sit here just adding everyone's names all day because I do genuinely like basically everyone. Maybe I'm in the minority. I don't have a problem with any of you fine folks and more than anything, hope you all know I appreciate this place!

Not sure why but, you've been one of my faves here, but NOW, obviously have to vote for you being the FUNNIEST based on that super funny yet sincere "quoted post". ROFLMAO.

 

[Profet]

I long ago retired the middle aged sarcastic award.

Aged out?

 

[80shockeywasbuns]

Over-Sexed on Bottom-Six Award goes to @80shockeywasbuns

Sugma balls award: you

 

[Crease]

Thanks to the one person who nominated me. Makes the last 20 years totally worth it.

 

[TominNC]

I’d say I’m more grouchy than angry. I’m the one who says he watches for entertainment. That’s why I come here too.

 

[NickyFotiu]

Thanks to the one person who nominated me. Makes the last 20 years totally worth it.

I like your posts. That should be enough.

 

[TominNC]

I’m voting for RGY and BaconArtemiBravo
For being reasonable good fans.

 

[nsvoyageurs]

No no no! My girlfriend is way too young for an old guy like me

Obviously, you are not Bill Belichick... LOL

 

[Tob]

@RangersFan1994 for best delayed scoring update in GDTs.

 

[NickyFotiu]

Obviously, you are not Bill Belichick... LOL

Less than half the Bill age gap but he makes me feel better about it lol.

 

[nsvoyageurs]

I’m voting for RGY and BaconArtemiBravo
For being reasonable good fans.

I would go for this too.
I would like to think I'm reasonable too, which is why I try to avoid posting in game threads (not always successful at it though... Lol)

 

[B17 Apricots]

EdJovo wins the Kravtsov award obviously