One more time to the (Oil) Well!
Come and listen to my story about a man named Kev
A poor Offensive D, barely kept his family fed,
And then one practice he was shootin at some noob,
And up through the ground come a bubblin crude.
Oilers that is, black McJesus, Texas tea.
Well the first thing you know ol Kev’s a millionaire,
The kinfolk said "Kev move away from there"
Said "Californy is the place you ought to be"
So they loaded up the tank and drafted Bedard for me
1st overall, that is. Lacrosse moves, NHL23 cover stars.