Steve Zissou
I'll order you a red cap and a Speedo.
WHAT THEY'RE SAYING – KINGS VS ISLANDERS
ESPN STREAMS, CHICKEN PARM, PORN, LIMEWIRE... BYFIELD IS A BEAST EDITION!
RZAty : Keep your eyes on Durzi. I think he's easily a very good threat on LA.
Hunn : Excited. (1) A game against an opponent of our level – not Philly, but not Washington either. (2) No 3rd jersey.
Chardo : Are we at their level? We'll see...
SI90 : I’m convinced I’m going to have a stroke watching these ESPN streams. It’s like watching porn from Limewire back in the day.
RZAty : Durzi with that move was sick
MJF : Kings really skating well. They get up and down the ice fast. Doing a good job on the backcheck.
RZAty : imagine if we had Brandon Lemieux over Matt Martin
IslandersGER : boring hockey so far
RZAty : lmfao byfield nearly with his first. smh
ekill08x : This is a measuring stick game for us and honestly we aren’t really measuring up. They are better.
RZAty : ahahahahaha AHAHAHAHAHAHA HOW DO I CALL THIS SHIT?
BillD : Of course. 1st career goal. Classic islanders
SI90 : Snipe by Byfield. He’s going to be a beast.
xECK29x : You knew it was coming as soon as they mentioned Byfield didn’t have one yet
Hunn : A wicked shot.
The Winter Soldier : Varly would probably want that first one back. This is not a recording.
ZAty : "Fun fact: Quinton Byfield is the 194th player in #NHL history to record their first-career #NHL goal against the #Isles"
SI90 : 2 shots in a period. That’s how you score goals. Freeze the goalie and get him bored.
The Real JT : LA woman would be more appropriate tonight. I think we need Mister Mojo risin’
RZAty: man imagine if the isles had younger players to compliment their older counterparts!
isles55 : Do these announcers talk about the game or just the players?
beach : The Isles look flatter than a Q-Anon earth.
SI90 : Barzal taking the dog hair off his stick
Top Corner : Every game I watch, you can see win or lose we always look like the slower team
Hunn : Any chance Dobson gets to Doughty level?
ekill08x : Not sure what’s worse, our play or this ESPN+ broadcast.
RZAty : something has gone stale on this team
Hunn : A rare game that I don't know who I cheer for.
The Wahligator : Zegras is insane
Tater Trotz : Chara makes Brown look like McDavid
Hunn : Are they going to be shut out by Petersen and the Kings?
scottywiper : The crowd has lost interest too
SI90 : f*** this team. So lazy. Varly is cooked
The Winter Soldier : Varly would like that 2nd one back, this is not a recording. Back breaker there.
Tater Trotz : This is one of the most boring and pathetic games I’ve seen in years
NYI365 : I'm as optimistic fan as they come. They're not making the playoffs.
BrockLobster : This team only beat teams w losing records. Lets be honest
periferal: There is something so wrong with this team mentally. I don't know what it is, but everyone is culpable.
FourRings : Absolute backbreaker. Kings goalie makes a great scramble save and Varly let’s his guard down and gives up a terrible angle goal.
Strummergas : Speaking of accountability, whoever did AJ's makeup for this broadcast should be fired.
Crashsunday : Just came back to see if it has gotten any better. Probably one of the most frustrating games to watch…quite stifling.
FourRings : Petersen making quality saves. Varly giving up shit.
IslandersGER : still don't get it why to start Varlamov against TOR and LAK, but Sorokin starting against Yotes and Flyers, big mistake!
duster19 : That goal at the end of the second was a killer. Again. We have some many vets that are just mailing it in. Game after game. Something has to change.
SI90 : Barzal only one worth a shit offensively
Glorydays22 : Brazal is so unhappy, you can see him on the ice shaking his head, slamming his stick, yelling at refs and anyone else. We cannot lose this guy. We can't have another JT situation again!!! We have to build around this guy the right way. He's got so much freaking talent, but he has NO way who can play with him
scottywiper : Barry's presser was interesting. Talked about the two posters repeatedly and mentioned puck luck.
Also suggested they played ok overall. That the Kings didn't create much.
That's not what I saw. I saw them score twice when game was over. Junk time.
Sounded like he was putting lipstick on a pig.
Jamason : I don't think LA generated a lot, but Varly looked really bad on both goals (and horribly out of position on the third)
Not4u : Big ups to Drew Doughty for not thinking about retirement yet...with 5 years and 51 million in cash left on his deal!
ESPN STREAMS, CHICKEN PARM, PORN, LIMEWIRE... BYFIELD IS A BEAST EDITION!
RZAty : Keep your eyes on Durzi. I think he's easily a very good threat on LA.
Hunn : Excited. (1) A game against an opponent of our level – not Philly, but not Washington either. (2) No 3rd jersey.
Chardo : Are we at their level? We'll see...
SI90 : I’m convinced I’m going to have a stroke watching these ESPN streams. It’s like watching porn from Limewire back in the day.
RZAty : Durzi with that move was sick
MJF : Kings really skating well. They get up and down the ice fast. Doing a good job on the backcheck.
RZAty : imagine if we had Brandon Lemieux over Matt Martin
IslandersGER : boring hockey so far
RZAty : lmfao byfield nearly with his first. smh
ekill08x : This is a measuring stick game for us and honestly we aren’t really measuring up. They are better.
RZAty : ahahahahaha AHAHAHAHAHAHA HOW DO I CALL THIS SHIT?
BillD : Of course. 1st career goal. Classic islanders
SI90 : Snipe by Byfield. He’s going to be a beast.
xECK29x : You knew it was coming as soon as they mentioned Byfield didn’t have one yet
Hunn : A wicked shot.
The Winter Soldier : Varly would probably want that first one back. This is not a recording.
ZAty : "Fun fact: Quinton Byfield is the 194th player in #NHL history to record their first-career #NHL goal against the #Isles"
SI90 : 2 shots in a period. That’s how you score goals. Freeze the goalie and get him bored.
The Real JT : LA woman would be more appropriate tonight. I think we need Mister Mojo risin’
RZAty: man imagine if the isles had younger players to compliment their older counterparts!
isles55 : Do these announcers talk about the game or just the players?
beach : The Isles look flatter than a Q-Anon earth.
SI90 : Barzal taking the dog hair off his stick
Top Corner : Every game I watch, you can see win or lose we always look like the slower team
Hunn : Any chance Dobson gets to Doughty level?
ekill08x : Not sure what’s worse, our play or this ESPN+ broadcast.
RZAty : something has gone stale on this team
Hunn : A rare game that I don't know who I cheer for.
The Wahligator : Zegras is insane
Tater Trotz : Chara makes Brown look like McDavid
Hunn : Are they going to be shut out by Petersen and the Kings?
scottywiper : The crowd has lost interest too
SI90 : f*** this team. So lazy. Varly is cooked
The Winter Soldier : Varly would like that 2nd one back, this is not a recording. Back breaker there.
Tater Trotz : This is one of the most boring and pathetic games I’ve seen in years
NYI365 : I'm as optimistic fan as they come. They're not making the playoffs.
BrockLobster : This team only beat teams w losing records. Lets be honest
periferal: There is something so wrong with this team mentally. I don't know what it is, but everyone is culpable.
FourRings : Absolute backbreaker. Kings goalie makes a great scramble save and Varly let’s his guard down and gives up a terrible angle goal.
Strummergas : Speaking of accountability, whoever did AJ's makeup for this broadcast should be fired.
Crashsunday : Just came back to see if it has gotten any better. Probably one of the most frustrating games to watch…quite stifling.
FourRings : Petersen making quality saves. Varly giving up shit.
IslandersGER : still don't get it why to start Varlamov against TOR and LAK, but Sorokin starting against Yotes and Flyers, big mistake!
duster19 : That goal at the end of the second was a killer. Again. We have some many vets that are just mailing it in. Game after game. Something has to change.
SI90 : Barzal only one worth a shit offensively
Glorydays22 : Brazal is so unhappy, you can see him on the ice shaking his head, slamming his stick, yelling at refs and anyone else. We cannot lose this guy. We can't have another JT situation again!!! We have to build around this guy the right way. He's got so much freaking talent, but he has NO way who can play with him
scottywiper : Barry's presser was interesting. Talked about the two posters repeatedly and mentioned puck luck.
Also suggested they played ok overall. That the Kings didn't create much.
That's not what I saw. I saw them score twice when game was over. Junk time.
Sounded like he was putting lipstick on a pig.
Jamason : I don't think LA generated a lot, but Varly looked really bad on both goals (and horribly out of position on the third)
Not4u : Big ups to Drew Doughty for not thinking about retirement yet...with 5 years and 51 million in cash left on his deal!