If Brown went out there and laid down and made snow angels, he would be more effective than what he's doing now.
How, possibly?
He would not botch a play, or a teammate waste a pass to him. He also would not touch the puck and thusly, not create a turnover,
or take a weak shot. The other 4 Kings on the ice, would be able to work together as a more cohesive unit.
Also, opponents would glance at Brown and think Whiskey Tango Foxtrot??...in that second, that player may be caught
off guard and taken advantage in that 1-2 second lapse.
After the game, Todd would say "Brownie was effective tonight..he's added some deception to his game"
No, this is not a joke.