That is a heck of a picture. It really is. However, we don't follow the Pens method:
I hear it's super easy to tank and win cups.
Remember that time the Oilers did it for a decade and won none? Or when the Senators did it and it changed the automatic 1st to a lottery draft and won none? Or the others that did it and won none?
Or when the Hawks did it back to back years, then developed talent, traded for others, surrounded that team with the right mix of veterans, developed talent, and a solid coach and won cups? Lol, cheaters.