I nominate grumpy cat. Here's some examples. (Still examples anyway)
I like the theme but to be more fitting with grumpy cat, and the mood of the boards, it would make more sense like:
Line 1: Something positive the team does.
Line 2: Something negative or whiny in spite of it.
Example: "Henrik only allows one goal in win." "Should have been shutout."
"Nash scores GWG." "Should have been a hattrick."
"Brian Boyle is great at faceoffs." "Still sucks, trade him."
The problem here is I am having trouble thinking of enough positive things this team does.
I guess you could even do one line negative thoughts:
"This team can't score in a brothel."
"Henrik is an average goalie."
"First round exit incoming."
"The powerplay is putrid."
Might be easier that way.