2013-2014 Random Predictions

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Zuccarello scores 65 points and leads the team in Shoot-out goals.

1) Not a chance
2) Eventually, someone is going to figure out he makes the same move every time. Remember Marcel Hossa? He made that move the first time and we all thought he was going to be his brother. Then we realized it was his only move.
 
Optimistic Predicitions:

1) McDonagh, MDZ, and Moore will look tremendous in AV's system
2) Callahan finally hits 30 goals
3) Brassard shows he's no fluke and becomes a #1b center
4) Dorsett becomes a fan favorite
5) Kreider pots 20 goals and plays with a style all fans will love: fast, gritty, and edgy.

Pessimistic Predictions:

1) Richards looks marginally better than last year, at best
2) Staal plays well, but still isn't the Marc we all knew and loved prior to the concussion and eye problems
3) Zuccarello and Pouliot are wildly inconsistent, frustrating the fan base to no end
4) Stepan pisses off the entire fan base by missing some games
5) We get roughed up more this year than we have in some time now, with Dorsett and Asham the only guys to carry the load in this department.
 
1.) Most smart Rangers fans will miss Torts by the end of this year.

2.) The dumb ones will miss him in 2 years.

3.) Lundqvist will never win a cup with the Rangers.

4.) The Rangers won't make the playoffs in 2014-2015.

5.) The non-Torts country club is back. Get ready for Dark Ages 2.0.

I will be archiving this post.
 
1.) Most smart Rangers fans will miss Torts by the end of this year.

2.) The dumb ones will miss him in 2 years.

3.) Lundqvist will never win a cup with the Rangers.

4.) The Rangers won't make the playoffs in 2014-2015.

5.) The non-Torts country club is back. Get ready for Dark Ages 2.0.

I will be archiving this post.

any smart person knows that torts should have gotten one more year... I still cannot believe so many people put so much stock into the ****** shortened season last year.
 
Gee whiz we lose a couple of games here and the Torts apologists are back en mass. :shakehead

Maybe the team just isn't that good. That said I don't think it's gonna be any worse under AV. In fact from what I've seen so far I like his style alot and it's been extremely effective in terms of puck possession. The Rangers simply lack the scoring touch to execute it. I knew that would be a problem all along.
 
1.) Most smart Rangers fans will miss Torts by the end of this year.

2.) The dumb ones will miss him in 2 years.

3.) Lundqvist will never win a cup with the Rangers.

4.) The Rangers won't make the playoffs in 2014-2015.

5.) The non-Torts country club is back. Get ready for Dark Ages 2.0.

I will be archiving this post.

wow you're pretty high and mighty based off of preseason results.
 
AV will be fired either during the season or immediately after.
 
Gee whiz we lose a couple of games here and the Torts apologists are back en mass. :shakehead

Maybe the team just isn't that good. That said I don't think it's gonna be any worse under AV. In fact from what I've seen so far I like his style alot and it's been extremely effective in terms of puck possession. The Rangers simply lack the scoring touch to execute it. I knew that would be a problem all along.

yeah no scoring touch and our D is loose.

No playoffs here we come.
 
It's funny how quickly everyone forgets how terrible and sluggish our team looked in the post season under torts. he had 4 years of trying and we weren't getting any closer. Stagnant powerplay, offensive puck possession only behind the other team's net with an occasional shot from the point that inevitably gets deflected or misses entirely.
 

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