GDT: 2/19/24 - 7:00PM EDT - Ottawa vs Tampa Bay

[ccman68]

why every time i think we're gonna have a chance it's f***ing sheary with the puck

 

[AlwaysSunnyInTampa]

With your quantum dick. Am I rite

It both is and isn't there

 

[Master P]

Bro let's go. Fire Cooper right now

*fist bump*

 

[Bozo Nicholson]

I am in the quantum superposition of hating to see Chaffee playing but also realizing at least that kid is showing some hard work.

Schrodinger’s Sheary

 

[AlwaysSunnyInTampa]

Poor Gabby. Go find a better team to report for. You deserve better queen

 

[Hockeyville USA]

The boys are disappointing the Hagels, pathetic

 

[TheDaysOf 04]

Grandpa Bagel is all of us

 

[aylib]

The boys are disappointing the Hagels, pathetic

Grandma is fighting sleep

 

[RussianGuyovich]

Is hedman drunk?

 

[AlwaysSunnyInTampa]

Bro that is me right now. The best part of Lightning hockey is my cat making biscuits on me to cheer me up

 

[Hockeyville USA]

Line blender isn't working

 

[RussianGuyovich]

Top line Hagel

 

[Bozo Nicholson]

2:1 SOG differential is encouraging

 

[TheDaysOf 04]

Greig got blown up by Cernak

 

[ccman68]

refs deciding penalties don't exist kind of f***ing us over when the powerplay is the only thing we're good at

 

[AlwaysSunnyInTampa]

Line blender isn't working

Coop be breaking out the dungeons and dragons dice. He can't roll a goal

 

[Bozo Nicholson]

Coop be breaking out the dungeons and dragons dice. He can't roll a goal

The Dungeonmaster is shook.

 

[DistantThunderRep]

Of course. We play jesus again tonight

 

[Hockeyville USA]

"Let's bury Goncalves in the A while Barre Boulet does nothing in the NHL and is only on this roster because I'm biased towards the Q." - BriseBois

 

[TheDaysOf 04]

ugh.

 

[AlwaysSunnyInTampa]

refs deciding penalties don't exist kind of f***ing us over when the powerplay is the only thing we're good at

It's on the Lightning to buck up and score a damn goal even strength. We literally play like its 1998. We just chuck out clogging garbage hoping to prevent a goal until it's time for a power play

 

[RussianGuyovich]

Stamkos showing everyone else how to not get mad when you shoot the puck right into the goalies chest. Veteran move. Locker room presence. INTANGIBLES!!

 

[Bozo Nicholson]

Of course. We play jesus again tonight

Forsberg of Nazareth

 

[aylib]

Looking SJ-ish

 

[AlwaysSunnyInTampa]

The Dungeonmaster is shook.

He needs a better army. We've got a wizard, a cat and a few low effort trolls on this squad