OT: 122nd Obsequious Banter Thread: Thunderstorm Season

[Beef Invictus]

 

[Magua]

“A genie finds you.”

I don’t think I could ooze like a slug all day every day all over. Everyone would know. Unless you’re a dirty individual, just swap underwear a few times a day. Maybe experiment with the edible variety. As long as the taste buds are just on the cheeks, this is doable. You could figure out a workaround to not taste toilet bowl. I think we could science this one to numb the taste buds.

 

[Young Sandwich]

“A genie finds you.”

I don’t think I could ooze like a slug all day every day all over. Everyone would know. Unless you’re a dirty individual, just swap underwear a few times a day. Maybe experiment with the edible variety. As long as the taste buds are just on the cheeks, this is doable. You could figure out a workaround to not taste toilet bowl. I think we could science this one to numb the taste buds.

This is the answer. Only you would know your butt can taste, so you can live an otherwise normal life.

This genie just hunts people down and gives them two horrific options? What a dick. Do we know the consequences of choosing neither @Beef Invictus ?

 

[JojoTheWhale]

I would bet that mucus has industrial and/or medical applications. I know a low effort income stream when I see one. You guys stay at your 9-5s eating the hell out of your office chairs.

 

[Magua]

They call it Fruit of the Loom for a reason.

I would bet that mucus has industrial and/or medical applications. I know a low effort income stream when I see one. You guys stay at your 9-5s eating the hell out of your office chairs.

You know how it works when some evil corporation finds a mythical creature in the Amazon that secretes medicinal ooze, right? It doesn’t go well for the creature!

 

[Young Sandwich]

You don't think you could monetize a butt that tastes? People would get divorced just so they could remarry and have a second shot at a bachelor party to book The TasteButt.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

You don't think you could monetize a butt that tastes? People would get divorced just so they could remarry and have a second shot at a bachelor party to book The TasteButt.

I want to go on the record with a very, very strong preference.

I would rather be juiced than have to hang out with the kind of people who would book "The TasteButt" as entertainment.

 

[Magua]

You don't think you could monetize a butt that tastes? People would get divorced just so they could remarry and have a second shot at a bachelor party to book The TasteButt.

The only problem would be imposter fetishists pretending they can taste with their butt.

I don’t see why a taste bud butt even needs to be a trashy thing. Why not judging wine competitions? You just have to let both the taster and the wine breathe a little first.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

You know how it works when some evil corporation finds a mythical creature in the Amazon that secretes medicinal ooze, right? It doesn’t go well for the creature!

My official position is that those creatures need better lawyers.

 

[Young Sandwich]

The only problem would be imposter fetishists pretending they can taste with their butt.

I don’t see why a taste bud butt even needs to be a trashy thing. Why not judging wine competitions? You just have to let both the taster and the wine breathe a little first.

There we go, just need to flesh out the idea a bit first. I admittedly have a habit of unconsciously going right to trashy. Probably something I should work on.

 

[Magua]

I admittedly have a habit of unconsciously going right to trashy. Probably something I should work on.

Once a Sexpo, always a Sexpo.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Screenshot with markup stolen from elsewhere because the account is private. The post is indeed real. I checked.

 

[DancingPanther]

Screenshot with markup stolen from elsewhere because the account is private. The post is indeed real. I checked.

Hahaha! What an idiot!






















I don't know what it is. I do know how much tenecteplase to give you if you're having a stroke though

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Hahaha! What an idiot!










I don't know what it is

Look at the speedometer. That picture was taken while driving 30 mph with no hands on the wheel.

The bonus points: It’s a Nissan, which has a rep for crazy people driving them. And that’s part of a coil spring from their suspension. This is Not Good.

 

[DancingPanther]

Look at the speedometer. That picture was taken while driving 30 mph with no hands on the wheel.

The bonus points: It’s a Nissan, which has a rep for crazy people driving them. And that’s part of a coil spring from their suspension. This is Not Good.

I did notice the speedometer but I thought I was missing something lol

 

[DancingPanther]

@Beef Invictus are the tastebuds on your butt cheeks or on/around the anus

 

[Beef Invictus]

@Beef Invictus are the tastebuds on your butt cheeks or on/around the anus

It isn't just the cheeks. It's the whole-ass butt. Of course the anus is included.

 

[Young Sandwich]

It isn't just the cheeks. It's the whole-ass butt. Of course the anus is included.

Colostomy bag it is then.

 

[mja]

It isn't just the cheeks. It's the whole-ass butt. Of course the anus is included.

That isn’t a problem, you just get to taste all of your favorite foods twice.

 

[DancingPanther]

It isn't just the cheeks. It's the whole-ass butt. Of course the anus is included.

Ok. Would I still have the tastebuds in my mouth

 

[Beef Invictus]

Ok. Would I still have the tastebuds in my mouth

Yes

 

[Magua]

@Beef Invictus

What if you asked the genie to grant you both wishes?

 

[Beef Invictus]

@Beef Invictus

What if you asked the genie to grant you both wishes?

I'm sure this is a generous genie

 

[ajgoal]

Can I just buy a gun and save myself the trouble of choosing?

 

[Lord Defect]

Screenshot with markup stolen from elsewhere because the account is private. The post is indeed real. I checked.

Was that outside of his car and he brought in it? Fell off inside his car?
“Fell out” is a very odd way to phrase this.