Ripped open my wrist washing a coffee mug. Sponge inside, hand holding the handle, twisting cleaning motion and the handle separated from the mug cleanly sending the mug into the sink to shatter and my wrist to fly into the counter. My skin stopped by my arm kept going, tearing it open.
I stared at it for a minute, the inside of us is yellowish btw, put on a makeshift tourniquet, got dressed, went to give myself a ride to the hospital, locked the front door and toppled over headfirst down the stairs.
Neighbor drove me. Arrived at the hospital a little loopy, understanding but not able to form words for some reason. In take nurse thought I was shooting up because of the make shit tourniquet, more mature nurse scolded her for the good job I did.
Docs said I was loopy like that for a weird sudden change in blood pressure, that made me pass out, and it didn’t bounce back to normal for a while making it hard to form words.
My blood pressure eventually went back to normal, and I had them stitch it up without numbing it and went home.
I only found one drop of blood by my dresser when I decided that I wanted to go to the hospital in a different outfit for some reason. Nothing in the sink or on the counter or anywhere else.