OT: 120th Obsequious Banter Thread: The Fallowing of the Bone Tree

[Lord Defect]

We need to find a Secretary of Teeth to be in charge of fixing this

I could blowtorch them down to size

 

[Beef Invictus]

I could blowtorch them down to size

No, I've decided my government will go the opposite direction of efficiency. Every single citizen will have a Federal job. That way I will own them.

 

[Lord Defect]

No, I've decided my government will go the opposite direction of efficiency. Every single citizen will have a Federal job. That way I will own them.

It’s going to take forever to get you reelected

 

[Chicken N Raffls]

I took a bad fall years ago and broke my pelvis in a couple spots. Woke up to first responders and was floating on air through the hospital intake process. Endorphins are ridiculous.

I had a small cut on my neck that needed stitches. I guess for sanitary reasons they had to shave the area with a dry razor.

I was on morphine and dialaudid for the next few days and still experienced excruciating pain at times. That first day though? I felt no pain worse than that f***ing Bic razor. Don't even remember the stitches.

 

[swami24]

Finally happened... Harrison Tyler, died at age 96.

He was the Grandson of John Tyler, the 10th President of the US, who died in 1862. Yes grandson, not great.

 

[Danko]

Politics aside Elon really needs to lay off the ketamine or whatever he's got going on. His public appearances lately he just looks completely off

 

[Embiid]

Politics aside Elon really needs to lay off the ketamine or whatever he's got going on. His public appearances lately he just looks completely off

That's not the half of it (shrooms, adderall, etc)...dude keeps up his lifestyle and he is going to explode like his rockets.

 

[trostol]

So I am at work and just snooping a bit at th3 bosses email and its funny the disconnect between corporate and actual in store people

 

[Beef Invictus]

@CanadianFlyer88

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

I 88% sure you're Rory Blank.

 

[Danko]

Took my daughter with me to stop at Royal Farms and Starbucks this morning, young guy dressed to the 9s in jewelry and chains comes out of royal farms eating a giant bag of doritos and a large fountain soda, slow walking through the parking lot over to his car which is strategically backed in, super clean car....come back out to see him throwing his chip bag, fountain soda and trash from his car into the parking lot.

If i wasn't with my daughter I would have thrown it right back at him

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

So I am at work and just snooping a bit at th3 bosses email and its funny the disconnect between corporate and actual in store people

I feel like that's pretty much a universal phenomenon. If I did everything by the book at work, I'd be constantly running behind.

 

[Cody Webster]

Took my daughter with me to stop at Royal Farms and Starbucks this morning, young guy dressed to the 9s in jewelry and chains comes out of royal farms eating a giant bag of doritos and a large fountain soda, slow walking through the parking lot over to his car which is strategically backed in, super clean car....come back out to see him throwing his chip bag, fountain soda and trash from his car into the parking lot.

If i wasn't with my daughter I would have thrown it right back at him

People are scumbags

 

[Embiid]

Took my daughter with me to stop at Royal Farms and Starbucks this morning, young guy dressed to the 9s in jewelry and chains comes out of royal farms eating a giant bag of doritos and a large fountain soda, slow walking through the parking lot over to his car which is strategically backed in, super clean car....come back out to see him throwing his chip bag, fountain soda and trash from his car into the parking lot.

If i wasn't with my daughter I would have thrown it right back at him

If it was me witnessing that

 

[swami24]

Pennsbury Prom night. Theme is mythology. This phoenix is 20x20 ft in the gym and fully rises and spreads its wings, coming out of a city scape

 

[swami24]

Hall way mural10x30. I said they should have had a hockey stick in one tentacle.

 

[swami24]

These are 3 of the Mrs'

 

[Superman33]

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The performer tonight is Plain White T's. Before I quit, again, my team and I knew who the "representation" of the performer was and we went through everyone it could be. We made a list of the "definitely not", the "maybe", and the "probably". We even got some inside information that the original contract had Waka Flocka Flame, so we thought it was him. Plain White T's was on the maybe list, but mostly because we wanted it to be them. They are breaking my "no groups" rule, so I'm shocked it is them.

I never used my Pennsbury Powers to meet a performer or attend just for the show. I usually tried to stay away from the whole area on Prom Saturday, but if I hadn't left the district and the Lower Bucks Area a month ago, I totally would have used my Pennsbury Powers to get "back stage" for the Plain White T's.

Thank the Mrs for her continued dedication and support. Things like this can only continue to exist because of people like her.

 

[swami24]

Lil Swami's (she's now 29) boyfriend did the walk thru will us. He is from Mass, and seems to be great guy, although a Bruins fan. He was just blown away at the number of people in line to walk through. As well as the whole thing. He couldn't image all the work done for a prom.

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

Breaking news out of New England. We have had rain the last 12 weekends. Many of those with nice Fridays and Mondays around them. At least I missed the last 3 before this weekend.