OT: 120th Obsequious Banter Thread: The Fallowing of the Bone Tree

[swami24]

What on earth?! They usually do concerts of moderately high profile for the Boomers. Did I somehow will this into existence?

I saw John. Cheese at Parx casino several years ago. He started the show by saying, "people ask why i am doing these shows at my age. Simple answer, I have 3 ex wives, I needd the money"

 

[Flybynite]

Well you can't accuse her of not giving a shit.

 

[Embiid]

Well you can't accuse her of not giving a shit.

She should "run" for Congress...

 

[Lord Defect]

She should "run" for Congress...

She’s sworn to uphold the constitutional

 

[Chicken N Raffls]

Well you can't accuse her of not giving a shit.

When the lawyer is trying to paint her as being victimized now and says, "there's people making T-shirts, hats..." I loled out loud. Don't shit on someone's car and you won't have to worry about all that "harassment" lol

 

[PDX Flyer]

I saw John. Cheese at Parx casino several years ago. He started the show by saying, "people ask why i am doing these shows at my age. Simple answer, I have 3 ex wives, I needd the money"

The actor that played the kid in that movie is the biggest asshole i ever met. I don’t mean to talk bad about people but he deserves it. Absolute loser

 

[swami24]

Just curious, what movie? I saw Cleese do a career retrospective stand up show.

 

[Gregor Samsa]

I’ve been contemplating getting into skateboarding again. I’m in my 30’s and haven’t skated in like 15 years. Not sure if this is some type of midlife crisis or yearning for youth thing im having

 

[Lord Defect]

The actor that played the kid in that movie is the biggest asshole i ever met. I don’t mean to talk bad about people but he deserves it. Absolute loser

For 10 internet points, spell his characters name without looking it up.

 

[Lord Defect]

I’ve been contemplating getting into skateboarding again. I’m in my 30’s and haven’t skated in like 15 years. Not sure if this is some type of midlife crisis or yearning for youth thing im having

Get back to us when you blow something out.

 

[Lord Defect]

Realistically when someone says “in their 30’s” they mean they are closer to 40 than they would like to admit. @Gregor Samsa dont do it. I think I remember you saying you were 34 a few years back and I could be completely wrong, but don’t do it.
Take up curling. Or shuffleboard. Or video game paintball.

 

[Beef Invictus]

I’ve been contemplating getting into skateboarding again. I’m in my 30’s and haven’t skated in like 15 years. Not sure if this is some type of midlife crisis or yearning for youth thing im having

Just do it, you're only ever going to die eventually anyway. You want to do it because it was fun, and fun is good.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Realistically when someone says “in their 30’s” they mean they are closer to 40 than they would like to admit. @Gregor Samsa dont do it. I think I remember you saying you were 34 a few years back and I could be completely wrong, but don’t do it.
Take up curling. Or shuffleboard. Or video game paintball.

@Gregor Samsa ignore this man. He doesn't want you to become powerful.

 

[PDX Flyer]

For 10 internet points, spell his characters name without looking it up.

No idea but he smashed a fire extinguisher over my friends head and his friends sucked too. They were Italian friends with a guy a played soccer with. Wanta be mafia guys. I heard went to jail. Screw him

 

[Lord Defect]

@Gregor Samsa ignore this man. He doesn't want you to become powerful.

There’s a reason Tony hawk shills pain medicine now

 

[Lord Defect]

No idea but he smashed a fire extinguisher over my friends head and his friends sucked too. They were Italian friends with a guy a played soccer with. Wanta be mafia guys. I heard went to jail. Screw him

That is very dickish. Hope your friends alright. I think the dudes in jail for selling drugs

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

That is very dickish. Hope your friends alright. I think the dudes in jail for selling drugs

Lilo Brancato? He’s been out of jail since 2013. He got ten years for armed robbery where a police officer was shot & killed. He wasn’t the shooter though so he got off lighter.

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

Realistically when someone says “in their 30’s” they mean they are closer to 40 than they would like to admit. @Gregor Samsa dont do it. I think I remember you saying you were 34 a few years back and I could be completely wrong, but don’t do it.
Take up curling. Or shuffleboard. Or video game paintball.

I turned 35 a couple weeks back, and when my dad called me to say happy birthday, he opened with "So, you're officially closer to 40 than you are to 30, right?" and I kinda hate him for that.

 

[Beef Invictus]

I turned 35 a couple weeks back, and when my dad called me to say happy birthday, he opened with "So, you're officially closer to 40 than you are to 30, right?" and I kinda hate him for that.

My dad tried to make me feel old for having a 40th birthday and I told him "you have a forty year old son"

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

Well we are back from vacation and I do not want to go back to work tomorrow. Best vacation ever. Alaska was awesome. Visited Wifes family in Bandon, Oregon. What a beautiful area of the country that is.

 

[Danko]

I watched F1 and Indy Car, Dallas/Edmonton, Phillies vs A's, then a freakin Nascar race on Amazon Prime yesterday. I've never watched racing in my life, but i now see how someone could drink a full 30 pack watching racing.

 

[Cody Webster]

Well we are back from vacation and I do not want to go back to work tomorrow. Best vacation ever. Alaska was awesome. Visited Wifes family in Bandon, Oregon. What a beautiful area of the country that is.

Oh what I'd do to go play golf at Bandon again

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

Oh what I'd do to go play golf at Bandon again

We ate at the Bandon Dunes on Friday. MCKees was really good. Had the Fish and Chips.

 

[swami24]

My dad tried to make me feel old for having a 40th birthday and I told him "you have a forty year old son"

I went to dinner with friends on Thurs. Have known 2 since before kindergarten, and the other since Jr high. We are in our early 60s now. One guy commented on how 25 30 yrs ago, our dad's were all our current age, but that we all look a lot better than they did at the same age. Well, except one. The lawyer is bald on top and totally grey, he himself said he looks like $#it. He is also the only grandfather, so far.

 

[flyersnorth]

I’ve been contemplating getting into skateboarding again. I’m in my 30’s and haven’t skated in like 15 years. Not sure if this is some type of midlife crisis or yearning for youth thing im having

Do it.