OT: 120th Obsequious Banter Thread: The Fallowing of the Bone Tree

[Beef Invictus]

What is to be done about our supposedly unresolved storyline

 

[Striiker]

Obviously flaccid teeth.

Bro what

 

[Striiker]

hold on… do I need to keep the flaccid teeth?

Are we saying that’s permanent and unavoidable OR is it something I suddenly wake up with and I can have them removed?

 

[Beef Invictus]

hold on… do I need to keep the flaccid teeth?

Are we saying that’s permanent and unavoidable OR is it something I suddenly wake up with and I can have them removed?

Permanent. This is forever. No time for weakness in Thread 120

 

[Striiker]

Permanent. This is forever. No time for weakness in Thread 120

OK, I understand.

Gimme them wiggly chompers.

 

[trostol]

 

[scumpup]

do the eyeball teeth function like teeth that can see? easily eyeball teeth.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

One of these options is logical. The other is for LinkedIn Grindset grifters who will tell you that eating is a waste of time.

 

[swami24]

I cannot believe that an "Un Chien Andalou" reference was made, not only on this site....but anywhere!!!

 

[Kermit the Prog]

I cannot believe that an "Un Chien Andalou" reference was made, not only on this site....but anywhere!!!

Have you seen El Topo or The Holy Mountain?

 

[DancingPanther]

I need to know if the eyeballs are literally eyeballs or if they're calcified, hardened, enamel covered eye-teeth. Are they functional in both seeing and masticating?

 

[Cody Webster]

In other news.... @VladDrag and I lost again last night, I think it was 12-9. @Strawberry Fields we played against Chris McCarthy, who played one year for the Bears in 2019-2020. They also had another former OHL on their team too. I think Vlad and I each ended up with 1G and 1A in the losing effort. My assist came on Vlad's goal off a nice 2 on 1 where the defender played neither the pass or the shot

 

[Kermit the Prog]

I need to know if the eyeballs are literally eyeballs or if they're calcified, hardened, enamel covered eye-teeth. Are they functional in both seeing and masticating?

Yes

 

[swami24]

Have you seen El Topo or The Holy Mountain?

No. I was introduced to surrealist film makers ilike Bunuel and Cocteau in a college course. One can never forget the eyeballs in "Un chien."

 

[VladDrag]

In other news.... @VladDrag and I lost again last night, I think it was 12-9. @Strawberry Fields we played against Chris McCarthy, who played one year for the Bears in 2019-2020. They also had another former OHL on their team too. I think Vlad and I each ended up with 1G and 1A in the losing effort. My assist came on Vlad's goal off a nice 2 on 1 where the defender played neither the pass or the shot

Marcus Dickerson — played for Mississauga

 

[ellja3]

Office outwear today. Actually goes well w other... very colorful choice of clothing [:

 

[BernieParent]

In other news.... @VladDrag and I lost again last night, I think it was 12-9. @Strawberry Fields we played against Chris McCarthy, who played one year for the Bears in 2019-2020. They also had another former OHL on their team too. I think Vlad and I each ended up with 1G and 1A in the losing effort. My assist came on Vlad's goal off a nice 2 on 1 where the defender played neither the pass or the shot

Sounds like you need another goaltender.

 

[Beef Invictus]

I cannot believe that an "Un Chien Andalou" reference was made, not only on this site....but anywhere!!!

Nobody post the footage

 

[Beef Invictus]

I need to know if the eyeballs are literally eyeballs or if they're calcified, hardened, enamel covered eye-teeth. Are they functional in both seeing and masticating?

Literally eyeballs that are hard enough to chew. I made sure to clarify this.

 

[Beef Invictus]

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Office outwear today. Actually goes well w other... very colorful choice of clothing [:

Celebrating Tort's firing?

 

[Beef Invictus]

hold on… do I need to keep the flaccid teeth?

Are we saying that’s permanent and unavoidable OR is it something I suddenly wake up with and I can have them removed?

If your flaccid teeth are hard for over four hours you need to do the ER

 

[ellja3]

Celebrating Tort's firing?

No, the announcement came midday Latvian time, so did not know it yet when choosing this outwear. So, basically I summoned his firing... You can thank my witchcraft later.

 

[Lord Defect]

Imagine watching yourself chew your food to mush. Hard pass.

 

[DancingPanther]

Literally eyeballs that are hard enough to chew. I made sure to clarify this.

Then what are we even debating? Eye teeth for f***ing sure

 

[kudymen]

Eyeballs with added possibilities of cavities, drilling and fillings? Oh FFF NO